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啊

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姚（中国怪物）

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最善良的姚

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篮子里装满了煎饼

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把它们全部拿走

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只求饶我一命

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交出一切

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就这样？

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最近生意不太好

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几乎没有盈利

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你那里的衣服不错

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呃

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不把它们脱下来吗？

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好好听

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从现在开始

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带一些好的食物和饮料过来

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如果你敢忘记

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啊

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你最终会变成这样

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啊

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发生什么事了？

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在中午制造球拍

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你是谁？

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你究竟是谁？

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举起

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你是谁？

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我

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国王洞

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9527号

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所以你在国王洞

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我的坏

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你和谁一起跑步？

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我嗯

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我独自跑步

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自由职业者

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自由职业者

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自由职业者

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在我们的地盘上有些人神经兮兮

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不会再这样做

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我警告你们所有人

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整个郎朗山

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属于国王洞

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明白了吗？

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明白了

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大乌鸦

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大乌鸦

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这家伙是我的朋友

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这次你能让他溜走吗？

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哦

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你在厨房工作吗？

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这就是我

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我这么做只是为了 Toadie

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（国王洞）

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我已经尝试了三年

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总是在第一轮就被淘汰

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如果我今年没能成功

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我得回家了

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啊

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你的技能很好

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你只是没有人脉

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这次不一样

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我叔叔刚刚升职

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洗涤副组长

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今天干得好

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他可以为你说好话

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与熊师傅

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也许这就是你的

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真的吗？

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只要这个锅是真正干净的

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这块抹布没啥用

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油脂太多了

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这就是熊师傅想要的清洁方式

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我们无能为力

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看这个

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呵呵

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你的刷毛很方便

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一般不是一锅吗？

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为什么我们今天要清洁四个？

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你没听见

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国王今天早上召开会议

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唐僧师徒来了

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锅是用来炖的

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唐僧

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唐僧是谁？

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他们说他的肉很特别

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咬一口就能长生不老

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永远活着

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保持低调

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说

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如果我做得好的话

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我可以吃一块唐僧的肉吗？

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继续梦想

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那是给国王的

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熊师傅在上面

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连他也拿不到一滴

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嘿嘿

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所有这些擦洗似乎都不起作用

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你的鬃毛被射中

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没什么大不了的

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我的头上还有更多事

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这些比较难

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你一直都是个铁石心肠

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给国王让路

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这个看起来几乎没碰过

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带他走

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四十鞭

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我的国王

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慈悲

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还是这么多油脂

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剥掉他的鳞片

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锝

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炫耀

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我的书法在哪里？

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书法？

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我爷爷的书法在哪里？

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我曾祖父的书法呢？

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摆脱这两个

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请怜悯

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有这么难吗？

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运行

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在他们之后

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这里

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快点

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进入

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没办法

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我们没有办法适合

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你还在等什么？

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在他们之后

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即将到来

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我们要去哪里？

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这是什么地方？

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我的小藏身处

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现在怎么办？

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我们现在要做什么？

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如果你叔叔为我们说好话

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我们还有机会吗？

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我的叔叔

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他现在几乎无法保住自己的性命

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我叔叔还说

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国王吃完和尚后

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他会给我留一点剩下的肉

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现在一切都毁了

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我们走吧

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去哪儿？

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我们离开郎朗山吧

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我有一份体面的工作

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现在一切都消失了

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都是你的错

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把我国王洞的工作还给我

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把我的不朽还给我

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把我国王洞的工作还给我

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很好

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我们自己去捉唐僧吧

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你什么意思？

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他不是还在路上吗？

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我们先来了解一下他

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打败国王就可以了

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你在开玩笑吧

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我是认真的

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先到先得

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什么？

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你生气了

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国王会追捕我们

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他不是已经在追杀我们了吗？

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要么全有要么全无

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也许我们会先获得不朽

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当唐僧经过冬青谷时

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你认为那里的姚人可能会先于我们发起进攻吗？

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这就是为什么我们需要快点

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移动它

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你看到了吗？

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我做到了

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他不合规矩

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你在做什么？

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哇哦

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你们还有更多姚明

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世界变成什么样了？

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大白天也行

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现在瑶族被人类欺负得怎么样了？

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你别把手放在我身上

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我不怕你

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你身为瑶族的尊严在哪里？

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我快饿死了

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所以我进来寻找食物

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然后他抓住了我

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你真可怜

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你和谁一起跑步？

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霍莉山谷

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面对这样的一群人，你还害怕吗？

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你让你的国王难堪了

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我的国王死了

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什么时候？

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今天

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冬青谷里的所有姚明都被消灭了

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我是唯一一个成功的人

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谁干的？

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孙悟空

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孙悟空是谁？

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你不知道孙悟空是谁吗？

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你也是瑶族吗？

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闭嘴

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没有人问你

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远离此事

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回到这里

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我只想活着

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然后你说话

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孙悟空是唐僧的弟子

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几个修士怎么这么强？

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只是和尚吗？

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孙悟空

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在他们的西行之旅中

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天知道他们消灭了多少姚人

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带你出去

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那将是小菜一碟

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现在害怕了吗？

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他们四人现在都在京城

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连续十天的盛宴

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不知何故，你们蟑螂仍然存在

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我不怕你

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一击全村都知道了

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孙悟空几秒后现身

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你相信我

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我的功在哪里？

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老板

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寒冷

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我们不是本地瑶族

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我们只是路过

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不，不

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我的锤子在哪里？

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老板

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别这样

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不需要这一切

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不需要

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根本不理他

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老板

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让我们谈谈这个

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我们现在就出发

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好吧？

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蟾蜍

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你的尊严在哪里？

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老板

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那个唐僧和他的弟子们

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他们为什么要向西走？

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取经成佛

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这使他们达到了一个全新的水平

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想一想

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为何强大的妖孽会像孙悟空那样

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就这么跟着唐僧？

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孙悟空也是瑶族

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是的

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他只是一只猴子姚明

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猪八戒是猪妖

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连他们的马都是瑶族

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然后

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那他们为什么那么想成佛呢？

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当你成佛之后

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每个人都必须尊敬你

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你会不朽吗？

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这是最不重要的

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我们是在工作还是在说话？

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我敲锣

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好吧好吧

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运行

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运行

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绝不偷懒

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更快

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00:12:48,251 --> 00:12:50,042
这两把矛我留着

268
00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:52,292
如果我再次在这附近遇见你

269
00:12:52,584 --> 00:12:54,042
我给你一顿痛打

270
00:13:03,459 --> 00:13:04,542
结束了

271
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:08,084
这次我们彻底完蛋了

272
00:13:10,001 --> 00:13:11,084
不一定

273
00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:15,126
捉唐僧

274
00:13:17,042 --> 00:13:19,167
哈哈

275
00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:21,209
蟾蜍梦见吃和尚的肉

276
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,584
哈哈

277
00:13:25,334 --> 00:13:26,626
我真傻

278
00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,167
太天真了

279
00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:31,459
抽泣

280
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:35,001
别碰我

281
00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:35,792
你独自奔跑

282
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:36,584
你不在乎

283
00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:38,626
我现在回不去了

284
00:13:38,626 --> 00:13:40,209
我再也见不到我叔叔了

285
00:13:40,209 --> 00:13:42,084
你毁了我的一生

286
00:13:42,376 --> 00:13:44,042
你不是充满了伟大的想法吗？

287
00:13:44,042 --> 00:13:46,501
为何不去取经呢？

288
00:13:46,501 --> 00:13:48,667
你为什么不去打倒国王呢？

289
00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:49,417
继续

290
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:50,626
说点什么

291
00:13:50,626 --> 00:13:51,042
说出来

292
00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:51,751
好主意

293
00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:52,584
呵呵

294
00:13:53,251 --> 00:13:54,959
取经是个好主意

295
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:56,959
你疯了吗？

296
00:13:57,334 --> 00:13:58,709
加入唐僧

297
00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:01,042
我们可以假装是他们

298
00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:02,001
然后去取经文

299
00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:02,709
看

300
00:14:03,126 --> 00:14:04,209
他们有一头猪

301
00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:05,376
我可能是猪

302
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:06,501
你扮演的是唐僧

303
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:07,501
然后我们又找到两个

304
00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:09,167
组队一起去

305
00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:10,167
你觉得怎么样？

306
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,417
你疯了

307
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:13,417
然后我们先于他们到达西方

308
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,459
持经成佛

309
00:14:14,459 --> 00:14:16,376
成仙

310
00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:19,042
我告诉你

311
00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:20,167
我宁愿自首

312
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:21,876
并被熊大师扔下悬崖

313
00:14:21,876 --> 00:14:24,376
比和你做这件事

314
00:14:25,126 --> 00:14:26,334
我要回去了

315
00:14:26,334 --> 00:14:27,959
回去擦我的锅

316
00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:29,126
首先是吃和尚

317
00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:30,501
现在是和尚了

318
00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:32,584
就像我要买其中任何一样

319
00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:42,792
你不打算阻止我吗？

320
00:14:43,334 --> 00:14:44,834
你不担心我会死在那里吗？

321
00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:46,751
让我问你

322
00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:48,376
即使我们去取经

323
00:14:48,376 --> 00:14:50,001
万一唐僧追上怎么办？

324
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:51,709
那位村民不是说了吗？

325
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,042
他们盛宴十天

326
00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:54,292
他们在原地待了十天

327
00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:55,876
团队准备好后我们就会出发

328
00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:01,542
我最后一次相信你

329
00:15:01,876 --> 00:15:02,834
这样我们就清楚了

330
00:15:03,042 --> 00:15:04,751
我这么做只是因为你求我

331
00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:12,709
喝点水

332
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:13,626
管好自己的事

333
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:23,084
（努力有回报）

334
00:15:28,751 --> 00:15:30,667
这个唐僧是男生还是女生？

335
00:15:31,292 --> 00:15:31,751
一个家伙

336
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,376
还有？

337
00:15:36,584 --> 00:15:37,667
他是个和尚

338
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:40,084
你知道他长什么样吗？

339
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,084
不知道

340
00:15:41,292 --> 00:15:41,876
啊

341
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,042
那我该怎么画肖像呢？

342
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:43,709
你是艺术家

343
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:44,501
你弄清楚了

344
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:46,834
难怪没人雇用你

345
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,584
您最后一次接待顾客是什么时候？

346
00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:50,626
你应该感谢我们的出现

347
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:58,584
孙悟空是一只猴子

348
00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:02,876
猪八戒是猪妖

349
00:16:05,209 --> 00:16:06,709
又多了一个弟子

350
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:09,751
他又叫什么名字？

351
00:16:10,126 --> 00:16:11,751
那家伙没说

352
00:16:13,626 --> 00:16:14,751
跟着你的直觉走

353
00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:15,542
等等

354
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,501
至少你需要

355
00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:22,917
完成

356
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:23,959
跟着我的直觉走

357
00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:25,001
接受或离开

358
00:16:37,209 --> 00:16:39,542
感觉有些不对劲

359
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:40,626
嗯嗯

360
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,834
这四个

361
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,834
他们没有散发出寻求经文的氛围

362
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:48,042
你知道

363
00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:50,376
什么是“寻求经文的氛围”？

364
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,917
你是艺术家

365
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:52,792
你告诉我

366
00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:53,917
再做一个

367
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:08,334
就只有

368
00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:09,626
你知道

369
00:17:10,334 --> 00:17:10,876
就只有

370
00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:12,584
这里的存在感不够

371
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,334
唐僧头太小了

372
00:17:14,376 --> 00:17:15,959
更大的头更大的存在

373
00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:16,709
浅

374
00:17:16,876 --> 00:17:17,667
这个工作

375
00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:19,001
是不可能的

376
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,126
我总是满足最高的要求

377
00:17:28,126 --> 00:17:31,001
全力投入，无怨无悔

378
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:40,709
我完成了

379
00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:41,834
这就是我所拥有的一切

380
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:00,834
就是这样

381
00:18:01,376 --> 00:18:02,459
就是那个

382
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:09,209
只要你们两个幸福

383
00:18:11,584 --> 00:18:12,334
看起来像他

384
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,042
确实如此

385
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,042
哪里可以找到孙悟空？

386
00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:17,542
他叫什么名字？

387
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:18,959
拿着草图去看看

388
00:18:20,251 --> 00:18:20,834
嘿嘿

389
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:21,667
就停在那里

390
00:18:31,626 --> 00:18:32,876
呵呵

391
00:18:44,042 --> 00:18:45,167
已经三天了

392
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,542
而我们还没有找到任何人

393
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,751
唐僧七日后将走

394
00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:51,542
这幅肖像到底是什么？

395
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:52,751
忘记猴子吧

396
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:55,001
郎朗山上没有猴子

397
00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:56,709
我一生中从未见过一个

398
00:18:58,209 --> 00:18:59,626
怎么还有胃口？

399
00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:01,667
我在这里失去了理智

400
00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:02,959
可怜的生物

401
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,792
你怎么敢偷我的供品？

402
00:19:05,376 --> 00:19:06,292
大慈不朽

403
00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:07,292
请饶恕我们

404
00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:08,834
你吃我的供品

405
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,584
你把它们找回来

406
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,876
去给我买两只烤鸡

407
00:19:12,876 --> 00:19:14,042
五香口味

408
00:19:14,376 --> 00:19:14,709
是的

409
00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:15,751
马上

410
00:19:15,751 --> 00:19:17,334
并告诉村民们

411
00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:19,292
下次供品中多带一些肉

412
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,751
红烧

413
00:19:20,751 --> 00:19:21,792
清蒸

414
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,042
我爱吃肉

415
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:29,584
我们是假装成仙吗？

416
00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:30,292
我不是

417
00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:30,959
我的绰号是“不朽”

418
00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:32,084
等一下

419
00:19:38,626 --> 00:19:39,751
你确定成佛吗

420
00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:41,042
胜过成为神仙吗？

421
00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:42,126
当然

422
00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:44,251
你只是在这里寻找一些产品

423
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:45,209
和我们一起来

424
00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:46,542
我们在这里谈论严肃的未来

425
00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:48,084
真正的不朽

426
00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:49,042
你明白了吗？

427
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:52,542
给我一点时间

428
00:19:56,251 --> 00:19:56,876
我们走吧

429
00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:58,542
很渴望吗？

430
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,834
我听说你在找猴子

431
00:20:01,251 --> 00:20:01,709
是啊

432
00:20:02,626 --> 00:20:03,542
猿会做吗？

433
00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:06,376
他是郎朗山上唯一的猿猴

434
00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:07,417
但他却超级内向

435
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,876
没有人知道他的事

436
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:09,834
我只是偶然发现他

437
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:10,667
挖洞的时候

438
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,876
他说

439
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:12,251
十年前

440
00:20:12,251 --> 00:20:14,167
他在国王洞失去了全家

441
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:15,251
他是唯一剩下的人了

442
00:20:15,251 --> 00:20:17,501
每次想起妈妈他都会哭

443
00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:18,709
小朋友们，你们想念你们的妈妈吗？

444
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:19,751
我愿意

445
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834
但我什至不记得她的脸

446
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,459
我小时候总是有点体弱多病

447
00:20:23,459 --> 00:20:24,584
你知道为什么吗？

448
00:20:24,584 --> 00:20:27,126
我是早产儿

449
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,667
前任说我话太多

450
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:29,751
这就是她离开我的原因

451
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:31,417
嘿嘿

452
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:33,334
大家觉得我说得太多了吗？

453
00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:35,626
这就是这个地方

454
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:38,751
这就是这个地方

455
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:47,042
出来吧

456
00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:48,334
还记得我吗？

457
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,209
不朽的黄鼠狼

458
00:20:54,126 --> 00:20:55,334
他超级害羞

459
00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:58,459
这两个是我的好朋友

460
00:20:58,459 --> 00:20:59,376
他们没有恶意

461
00:20:59,376 --> 00:21:00,376
出来吧

462
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:01,792
我们有一些好消息

463
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:03,626
出来吧

464
00:21:03,626 --> 00:21:04,584
停止隐藏

465
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:05,167
出来吧

466
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:05,959
现在出来吧

467
00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:11,334
我们已经没有了

468
00:21:23,709 --> 00:21:25,542
我们要去西边取经

469
00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:27,001
我们邀请您加入我们

470
00:21:30,001 --> 00:21:31,251
你为什么要跑步？

471
00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:32,251
别害怕

472
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:33,876
取经即成佛

473
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,042
真正的不朽

474
00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:36,876
肯定比永远躲在这里更好

475
00:21:37,626 --> 00:21:38,709
会有吗

476
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:40,751
L、很多人？

477
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:41,709
当然

478
00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:42,584
兴奋吗？

479
00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:44,834
否

480
00:21:45,376 --> 00:21:46,709
你必须迈出第一步

481
00:21:46,959 --> 00:21:48,876
外面的世界充满了色彩

482
00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:51,084
你会遇到各种有趣的事情

483
00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:52,167
还有嘿

484
00:21:52,167 --> 00:21:54,209
你甚至可能会找到一个女朋友

485
00:21:55,042 --> 00:21:55,834
啊

486
00:21:57,001 --> 00:21:58,209
（第 9981 号）

487
00:22:01,209 --> 00:22:02,459
你来自国王洞窟

488
00:22:02,584 --> 00:22:03,459
是啊

489
00:22:06,501 --> 00:22:07,584
他怎么了？

490
00:22:07,584 --> 00:22:09,584
国王洞穴消灭了他的全家

491
00:22:11,001 --> 00:22:11,959
别害怕

492
00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:13,584
他不是来伤害你的

493
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,542
他不再和他们在一起了

494
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,917
他被解雇了

495
00:22:22,584 --> 00:22:24,751
冷静下来

496
00:22:25,959 --> 00:22:26,876
听我说

497
00:22:29,209 --> 00:22:30,251
和我们一起来

498
00:22:31,376 --> 00:22:32,709
这是你唯一的出路

499
00:22:38,042 --> 00:22:38,792
别担心

500
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:39,876
我有绝招

501
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,626
让你的力量提升百倍

502
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:43,292
就算王洞的妖族追上来

503
00:22:43,292 --> 00:22:44,001
我们没什么好害怕的

504
00:22:44,334 --> 00:22:46,251
看看你偷来的这匹可怜的马

505
00:22:46,251 --> 00:22:47,209
它一瘸一拐的

506
00:22:47,209 --> 00:22:47,917
它必须做

507
00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:48,917
我们没时间了

508
00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:49,584
如果我们不快点

509
00:22:49,584 --> 00:22:51,084
唐僧会追上来的

510
00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:00,667
我再也坚持不住了

511
00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:01,834
我想我要吐了

512
00:23:02,251 --> 00:23:03,292
这马没啥用

513
00:23:03,292 --> 00:23:04,376
是乘车还是宠物？

514
00:23:04,376 --> 00:23:05,126
请

515
00:23:05,126 --> 00:23:06,084
已经停止哭泣了

516
00:23:07,542 --> 00:23:08,667
你们通常几点睡觉？

517
00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:10,542
我最近睡得不太好

518
00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:11,292
我总是在夜里醒来

519
00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:12,626
当我这样做时我就无法再入睡

520
00:23:12,626 --> 00:23:14,459
让我给你们一些建议

521
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:15,626
睡前不要喝水

522
00:23:16,792 --> 00:23:17,959
我们已经走了多远？

523
00:23:18,417 --> 00:23:19,584
50公里左右

524
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:22,292
你累了吗？

525
00:23:22,751 --> 00:23:23,376
是啊

526
00:23:23,376 --> 00:23:24,667
我的意思是——你厌倦说话了吗

527
00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:25,584
哦

528
00:23:25,626 --> 00:23:26,167
一点也不

529
00:23:27,251 --> 00:23:28,292
前面有一个村庄

530
00:23:28,542 --> 00:23:30,084
我们去抢点食物吧

531
00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:31,209
是的

532
00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:32,751
我除了野生浆果什么也没吃

533
00:23:32,751 --> 00:23:34,376
我想念肉的味道

534
00:23:34,376 --> 00:23:35,751
我想要烤鸡

535
00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:37,542
你们在做什么？

536
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:39,334
我们现在不是姚明

537
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:40,417
我们是经文寻求者

538
00:23:40,501 --> 00:23:41,751
禁止抢劫

539
00:23:42,334 --> 00:23:44,292
那我们怎么吃呢？

540
00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:45,501
嘿嘿

541
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:46,459
我有一个主意

542
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:47,876
让我们乞求一下

543
00:23:48,251 --> 00:23:48,667
呵呵

544
00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:49,834
我很擅长

545
00:23:50,626 --> 00:23:52,334
但以后你得闭嘴

546
00:23:52,334 --> 00:23:53,334
让唐僧说话

547
00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:54,542
没问题

548
00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:55,376
不说话

549
00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,459
我只是不会说话

550
00:23:57,459 --> 00:23:58,459
没问题

551
00:23:58,584 --> 00:23:59,209
是啊

552
00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:01,001
完全没问题

553
00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:02,626
不说话很容易

554
00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:03,542
如果我现在给你解开

555
00:24:04,251 --> 00:24:05,334
你会表现得好吗？

556
00:24:06,292 --> 00:24:08,001
嗯嗯

557
00:24:17,501 --> 00:24:18,417
善良的灵魂

558
00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:20,292
我们正在寻求施舍

559
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:21,542
是啊

560
00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:23,001
这基本上意味着

561
00:24:23,251 --> 00:24:24,792
我们想要一些食物

562
00:24:25,751 --> 00:24:26,751
姚斯

563
00:24:29,042 --> 00:24:29,834
我们应该

564
00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:31,501
遮住我们的脸？

565
00:24:33,126 --> 00:24:34,042
这是谁？

566
00:24:35,792 --> 00:24:36,626
善良的灵魂

567
00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:37,876
我们正在寻找

568
00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:39,251
强盗

569
00:24:43,501 --> 00:24:44,917
否

570
00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:47,251
抓住强盗

571
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:04,542
少爷

572
00:25:05,792 --> 00:25:08,292
你的那个鸡腿

573
00:25:08,501 --> 00:25:09,501
你可以吗

574
00:25:09,959 --> 00:25:12,167
省点吗？

575
00:25:12,459 --> 00:25:13,542
你们是谁？

576
00:25:14,417 --> 00:25:15,167
我们是

577
00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:17,126
来自东方唐国

578
00:25:17,126 --> 00:25:19,251
又去西边取经

579
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:20,126
唐僧

580
00:25:23,334 --> 00:25:24,417
最后

581
00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:28,251
终于有人认出我们了

582
00:25:29,834 --> 00:25:33,709
这世上还是有一双锐利的眼睛

583
00:25:33,876 --> 00:25:35,917
哈哈哈

584
00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:38,084
那个大头不会让你成为唐僧

585
00:25:38,334 --> 00:25:39,626
试图愚弄一个孩子？

586
00:25:39,626 --> 00:25:41,501
哈哈哈

587
00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:45,417
放弃这个行为

588
00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:46,876
我们连小孩子都骗不了

589
00:25:46,876 --> 00:25:48,042
有什么意义？

590
00:25:48,126 --> 00:25:49,209
你一定是沙和尚

591
00:25:50,042 --> 00:25:50,959
沙和尚

592
00:25:52,126 --> 00:25:53,626
我终于知道我的名字了

593
00:25:53,876 --> 00:25:55,501
我终于知道我的名字了

594
00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:56,792
你看起来一点也不像他

595
00:25:56,917 --> 00:25:58,542
沙和尚大胡子

596
00:25:58,917 --> 00:25:59,584
你怎么知道？

597
00:25:59,584 --> 00:26:01,751
镇上的说书人是这么说的

598
00:26:01,917 --> 00:26:02,376
嘿嘿

599
00:26:02,542 --> 00:26:03,959
告诉我们更多

600
00:26:04,042 --> 00:26:05,667
你们连武器都没有

601
00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:07,584
孙悟空有金杖

602
00:26:07,584 --> 00:26:09,042
猪八戒扛着耙子

603
00:26:09,042 --> 00:26:10,917
沙和尚拿着铁锹

604
00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,626
并用它来携带行李

605
00:26:12,834 --> 00:26:13,584
什么

606
00:26:13,751 --> 00:26:15,417
我必须空腹搬东西

607
00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:16,376
这不公平

608
00:26:16,376 --> 00:26:16,834
还有

609
00:26:16,834 --> 00:26:17,834
你说太多了

610
00:26:18,001 --> 00:26:20,001
沙和尚只有两句台词

611
00:26:20,334 --> 00:26:21,209
哪两个？

612
00:26:21,542 --> 00:26:22,167
哥哥（孙悟空）

613
00:26:22,167 --> 00:26:23,626
师父被姚斯抓走了

614
00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:24,876
还有？

615
00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:25,584
哥哥

616
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,542
师父与二弟（猪八戒）

617
00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:27,584
已被瑶族俘虏

618
00:26:28,876 --> 00:26:30,417
我不想再当沙和尚了

619
00:26:31,251 --> 00:26:32,042
还有你

620
00:26:33,251 --> 00:26:34,917
孙悟空从不哭

621
00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:36,917
你是英雄

622
00:26:37,167 --> 00:26:38,376
你是最酷的

623
00:26:38,376 --> 00:26:39,834
大圣人

624
00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:41,709
你就是那个踢所有姚明屁股的人

625
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,042
乔乔

626
00:26:44,209 --> 00:26:45,751
晚餐时间

627
00:26:46,417 --> 00:26:47,376
即将到来

628
00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:48,501
等等

629
00:26:56,959 --> 00:26:57,792
还有一件事

630
00:26:57,876 --> 00:26:59,042
和尚不能吃肉

631
00:27:10,251 --> 00:27:12,209
我永远无法通过测试
进入国王洞穴

632
00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:14,334
也没有牵线

633
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,584
现在国王要我离开

634
00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:18,292
最后

635
00:27:18,292 --> 00:27:19,376
我有四个人在一起

636
00:27:19,417 --> 00:27:20,792
我正在为自己创造一些东西

637
00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:22,001
事实证明这比我想象的要困难得多

638
00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:26,251
我的生活就这样了吗？

639
00:27:26,917 --> 00:27:28,834
我告诉过你这行不通

640
00:27:29,376 --> 00:27:30,001
参见

641
00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:31,751
我们连小孩子都骗不了

642
00:27:32,209 --> 00:27:33,251
我拒绝相信

643
00:27:33,501 --> 00:27:34,876
我们甚至不能乞讨食物

644
00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:37,126
看看我们现在

645
00:27:37,376 --> 00:27:38,501
有什么意义？

646
00:27:39,584 --> 00:27:41,251
我担心我们会饿死

647
00:27:41,542 --> 00:27:43,001
在我们让它发挥作用之前

648
00:27:46,751 --> 00:27:47,501
你在做什么？

649
00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:48,667
我饿了

650
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,292
这只是一个小吃

651
00:27:50,542 --> 00:27:51,626
没有肉

652
00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:53,459
遇见你是最糟糕的事

653
00:27:53,459 --> 00:27:55,751
这曾经发生在我身上

654
00:27:55,751 --> 00:27:56,376
好吧

655
00:27:56,376 --> 00:27:57,126
抱怨够了

656
00:27:57,126 --> 00:27:58,792
如果我们还想要经文的话，现在就练习吧

657
00:27:59,042 --> 00:27:59,584
来吧

658
00:27:59,584 --> 00:28:00,292
过来这里

659
00:28:03,709 --> 00:28:04,334
说

660
00:28:04,501 --> 00:28:05,667
我是美猴王

661
00:28:06,376 --> 00:28:08,084
你是周一

662
00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:09,042
美猴王

663
00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:10,334
你是美猴王

664
00:28:11,251 --> 00:28:12,584
你是猴子K-

665
00:28:12,917 --> 00:28:14,376
说一下线

666
00:28:14,376 --> 00:28:16,001
台词是《我是美猴王》

667
00:28:16,001 --> 00:28:17,126
我...我

668
00:28:17,126 --> 00:28:18,917
我不是猴子K-

669
00:28:19,459 --> 00:28:20,251
国王

670
00:28:20,251 --> 00:28:20,792
你是

671
00:28:20,792 --> 00:28:21,542
现在你是

672
00:28:21,542 --> 00:28:22,542
别吓到他

673
00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:23,751
他已经很害羞了

674
00:28:23,917 --> 00:28:24,876
还有你

675
00:28:24,876 --> 00:28:25,751
从现在开始

676
00:28:25,751 --> 00:28:27,209
你只能得到两行

677
00:28:27,209 --> 00:28:28,001
明白了

678
00:28:28,001 --> 00:28:29,459
我会爆炸

679
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:30,251
我们四个人中

680
00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:30,792
你说这么多

681
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,209
你感觉自己像一个主角

682
00:28:32,209 --> 00:28:33,334
你必须明白

683
00:28:33,334 --> 00:28:34,459
你应该是个侧踢

684
00:28:34,542 --> 00:28:35,042
一个侧踢

685
00:28:35,042 --> 00:28:37,001
只得到两行

686
00:28:37,209 --> 00:28:38,709
这不是侧踢

687
00:28:38,709 --> 00:28:40,001
这把我踢到一边

688
00:28:40,001 --> 00:28:41,417
你想不想取经文？

689
00:28:41,834 --> 00:28:43,584
你想不朽吗？

690
00:28:44,001 --> 00:28:44,667
我

691
00:28:45,751 --> 00:28:46,376
不说话

692
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:47,584
那不是为我而活

693
00:28:47,584 --> 00:28:48,876
忘记永生

694
00:28:50,751 --> 00:28:51,751
还有你

695
00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:53,792
去找个方法来修复你的大脑袋

696
00:28:54,334 --> 00:28:55,042
这么晚了

697
00:28:55,042 --> 00:28:56,292
我应该去哪里找到什么东西？

698
00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:57,042
你去还是不去？

699
00:28:57,209 --> 00:28:58,084
你去还是不去？

700
00:29:00,126 --> 00:29:01,251
这些人

701
00:29:03,584 --> 00:29:04,292
二哥

702
00:29:04,501 --> 00:29:05,626
哥哥走了

703
00:29:06,501 --> 00:29:07,584
他想拉什么？

704
00:29:10,251 --> 00:29:15,042
别让我使用大招

705
00:29:30,334 --> 00:29:31,959
为什么你总是逃跑？

706
00:29:32,751 --> 00:29:34,209
你不想去取经文吗？

707
00:29:35,167 --> 00:29:35,667
嘿嘿

708
00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:37,459
我觉得我们可以交换

709
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:38,167
他不喜欢说话

710
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:39,167
他演沙和尚就很完美了

711
00:29:39,167 --> 00:29:40,834
我可能是孙悟空

712
00:29:40,834 --> 00:29:42,042
我可以说话

713
00:29:44,376 --> 00:29:46,001
你和其他人一样优秀

714
00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:47,001
要有信心

715
00:29:47,209 --> 00:29:49,084
就连那只凹凸不平的蟾蜍

716
00:29:49,292 --> 00:29:50,417
可以是唐僧

717
00:29:50,709 --> 00:29:52,459
你是我们四个人中最大的

718
00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:53,334
和最帅的

719
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,001
你比他优秀多了

720
00:29:55,876 --> 00:29:56,959
让我们慢慢来

721
00:29:57,709 --> 00:29:58,376
跟着我重复一遍

722
00:29:59,001 --> 00:29:59,876
我是

723
00:30:00,209 --> 00:30:01,126
我是

724
00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:03,334
美猴王

725
00:30:04,417 --> 00:30:05,292
M-

726
00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:07,959
孔明基

727
00:30:08,834 --> 00:30:09,501
关闭

728
00:30:09,751 --> 00:30:11,251
但顺序不太正确

729
00:30:11,667 --> 00:30:13,167
美猴王

730
00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:13,751
M-

731
00:30:14,917 --> 00:30:16,584
和尚钥匙

732
00:30:27,751 --> 00:30:28,876
哥哥

733
00:30:28,876 --> 00:30:31,126
师父被抓了

734
00:30:32,001 --> 00:30:33,042
哥哥

735
00:30:33,042 --> 00:30:35,834
师父和二弟被抓了

736
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,251
嘿嘿

737
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,334
这是谁？

738
00:30:37,709 --> 00:30:39,042
你从哪儿弄来的胡子？

739
00:30:39,042 --> 00:30:41,584
我扯下了哥哥的一些头发

740
00:30:41,584 --> 00:30:42,376
另外两个在哪里？

741
00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:44,251
在那儿

742
00:30:55,417 --> 00:30:56,584
怎么样？

743
00:30:57,834 --> 00:30:58,792
我是孔

744
00:31:01,209 --> 00:31:02,667
金刚

745
00:31:03,042 --> 00:31:04,042
金刚

746
00:31:04,042 --> 00:31:05,584
我会向你展示他的

747
00:31:05,917 --> 00:31:06,792
你在做什么？

748
00:31:06,792 --> 00:31:08,417
别阻止我

749
00:31:08,417 --> 00:31:09,792
我要结束他

750
00:31:09,792 --> 00:31:11,334
你的教学方式不起作用

751
00:31:11,334 --> 00:31:12,542
你必须要有耐心

752
00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:14,042
那你就这样做

753
00:31:14,209 --> 00:31:15,334
这有多难？

754
00:31:15,376 --> 00:31:17,084
只教几句话

755
00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:19,167
你从哪里得到那件衣服？

756
00:31:20,209 --> 00:31:21,709
把它从稻草人身上拉下来

757
00:31:21,709 --> 00:31:22,334
还有这些？

758
00:31:22,917 --> 00:31:23,876
在田野里找到他们

759
00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:25,792
所以你偷了它们

760
00:31:25,792 --> 00:31:27,751
我给农夫留了很多柴火

761
00:31:28,042 --> 00:31:28,667
嗯

762
00:31:28,917 --> 00:31:29,667
你明白了

763
00:31:31,792 --> 00:31:32,542
来吧

764
00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:33,626
师父来教你

765
00:31:36,751 --> 00:31:37,626
嗯

766
00:31:38,876 --> 00:31:40,542
你还需要一些行李

767
00:31:50,417 --> 00:31:50,751
这里

768
00:31:50,751 --> 00:31:51,584
拿起这些

769
00:31:52,042 --> 00:31:53,751
这这简直就是欺负人

770
00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:54,709
嘘

771
00:31:55,209 --> 00:31:56,459
只有两行

772
00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:59,542
但是

773
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:00,084
弟弟

774
00:32:00,417 --> 00:32:01,792
拿着这块磨刀石

775
00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:03,334
如果你感到不安

776
00:32:03,459 --> 00:32:04,834
只要磨利你的铲子

777
00:32:05,792 --> 00:32:06,584
周一

778
00:32:06,584 --> 00:32:08,126
周一周一

779
00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:09,126
钥匙

780
00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:10,042
K 键

781
00:32:10,042 --> 00:32:10,709
钥匙

782
00:32:10,709 --> 00:32:14,459
猴子 猴子 猴子

783
00:32:14,626 --> 00:32:15,542
好吧好吧

784
00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:16,042
让我走

785
00:32:16,042 --> 00:32:16,626
呼吸一下

786
00:32:16,626 --> 00:32:18,084
让我对着他

787
00:32:19,542 --> 00:32:20,209
呼吸一下

788
00:32:20,209 --> 00:32:21,001
冷静下来

789
00:32:21,001 --> 00:32:22,167
放松一下

790
00:32:22,542 --> 00:32:23,292
呼吸

791
00:32:25,126 --> 00:32:26,084
我饿了

792
00:32:26,751 --> 00:32:27,792
用舌头停下来

793
00:32:27,792 --> 00:32:28,959
好吧好吧

794
00:32:28,959 --> 00:32:30,209
我们去乞讨一些食物吧

795
00:32:30,209 --> 00:32:32,459
再给哥哥一些时间

796
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:40,334
如果我们还是买不到食物

797
00:32:40,334 --> 00:32:41,876
我们会饿死的

798
00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,001
一切就绪

799
00:32:43,334 --> 00:32:44,334
咳咳

800
00:32:45,417 --> 00:32:46,292
我们走吧

801
00:33:03,042 --> 00:33:03,834
嗯嗯

802
00:33:04,584 --> 00:33:05,417
长老

803
00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:06,917
我们来自东方

804
00:33:06,917 --> 00:33:08,334
并前往西方取经

805
00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:09,876
我们没有食物了

806
00:33:09,876 --> 00:33:11,292
所以我们来乞讨一些施舍

807
00:33:18,626 --> 00:33:19,584
难道是

808
00:33:20,459 --> 00:33:22,376
玄奘大师？

809
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:24,292
雪仓？

810
00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:26,126
嗯

811
00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:27,209
这是我们的师父

812
00:33:27,209 --> 00:33:27,959
唐僧

813
00:33:28,209 --> 00:33:30,751
原来真的是唐玄奘啊

814
00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:33,667
哦

815
00:33:33,667 --> 00:33:34,376
是的

816
00:33:35,042 --> 00:33:36,292
请进来

817
00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:42,917
主人，您上次吃饭是什么时候？

818
00:33:43,709 --> 00:33:44,917
你看起来很绿

819
00:33:45,417 --> 00:33:46,792
嗯

820
00:33:48,376 --> 00:33:50,792
师父你为什么哭？

821
00:33:50,792 --> 00:33:53,751
我总是为国王做饭

822
00:33:53,751 --> 00:33:56,542
这是第一次有人给我做饭

823
00:33:59,251 --> 00:33:59,917
大师

824
00:34:00,209 --> 00:34:01,126
如果你想要

825
00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,667
从现在开始我做饭给你吃

826
00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:03,667
大师

827
00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:05,792
你有一些可爱的弟子

828
00:34:05,792 --> 00:34:06,209
呵呵

829
00:34:06,751 --> 00:34:07,501
大师

830
00:34:07,542 --> 00:34:08,792
你的弟子在哪里？

831
00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:11,417
阿弥陀佛

832
00:34:11,792 --> 00:34:13,001
到处都是战争

833
00:34:13,001 --> 00:34:14,459
佛教的衰落

834
00:34:14,459 --> 00:34:15,626
瑶族人在这片土地上漫游

835
00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:17,459
他们都跑掉了

836
00:34:17,834 --> 00:34:19,292
只有我留在这里

837
00:34:19,292 --> 00:34:21,251
看着这座寺庙

838
00:34:21,584 --> 00:34:22,959
阿弥陀佛

839
00:34:23,167 --> 00:34:25,792
这就是为什么我们要取经文

840
00:34:25,792 --> 00:34:27,917
复兴佛教

841
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,084
嗯

842
00:34:29,709 --> 00:34:31,459
假如我年轻二十岁

843
00:34:31,459 --> 00:34:33,792
我很乐意加入你的旅程

844
00:34:34,501 --> 00:34:35,292
嗯

845
00:34:35,459 --> 00:34:37,376
师父，你的袈裟在哪里？

846
00:34:38,292 --> 00:34:39,001
啊

847
00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:40,709
哦，对了

848
00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:42,042
我的袈裟在哪里？

849
00:34:42,042 --> 00:34:42,792
大师

850
00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:44,001
你不记得了吗？

851
00:34:44,292 --> 00:34:46,501
袈裟被瑶斯偷走

852
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,042
啊对了

853
00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:50,001
我的记忆已不再是原来的样子

854
00:34:50,167 --> 00:34:52,042
我还有袈裟

855
00:34:52,042 --> 00:34:53,626
把它当作我的礼物

856
00:34:53,959 --> 00:34:54,834
真的吗？

857
00:34:55,751 --> 00:34:57,459
我不可能

858
00:34:58,042 --> 00:34:59,542
我老了

859
00:34:59,542 --> 00:35:00,751
我的日子屈指可数了

860
00:35:00,751 --> 00:35:02,292
保留它对我没有好处

861
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:05,792
给你就可以达到它的目的

862
00:35:05,792 --> 00:35:08,459
若此袈裟代替我成佛

863
00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:11,584
我将因此而感到荣幸

864
00:35:16,959 --> 00:35:19,876
祝大家旅途平安

865
00:35:19,876 --> 00:35:22,209
愿你找到你所寻求的经文

866
00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:24,167
谢谢你的食物

867
00:35:24,417 --> 00:35:25,917
直到我们再次相遇

868
00:35:30,126 --> 00:35:32,376
出行安全

869
00:35:39,292 --> 00:35:40,584
谢谢你

870
00:35:40,584 --> 00:35:43,209
当我们遇见佛陀时
我们会为你说几句好话

871
00:35:43,209 --> 00:35:45,501
修复这座古老的寺庙

872
00:35:49,209 --> 00:35:50,084
我们做到了

873
00:35:50,792 --> 00:35:51,876
我们真的做到了

874
00:35:52,167 --> 00:35:54,209
老和尚称我们为求经者

875
00:35:54,751 --> 00:35:55,959
如果这不是唐僧

876
00:35:55,959 --> 00:35:56,667
那么是谁呢？

877
00:35:57,251 --> 00:35:58,584
请允许我说一件事

878
00:35:59,542 --> 00:36:00,334
我们是——

879
00:36:00,834 --> 00:36:01,834
走在正确的道路上

880
00:36:03,042 --> 00:36:04,167
走在正确的道路上

881
00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:05,959
我们确实走在正确的道路上

882
00:36:15,126 --> 00:36:16,084
二哥

883
00:36:17,501 --> 00:36:18,459
二哥

884
00:36:19,126 --> 00:36:20,834
师父被抓了

885
00:36:21,459 --> 00:36:22,251
这么勤奋

886
00:36:22,251 --> 00:36:23,042
还在练习

887
00:36:24,251 --> 00:36:24,959
二哥

888
00:36:24,959 --> 00:36:25,792
大师

889
00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:27,292
他真的被姚斯俘虏了

890
00:36:27,376 --> 00:36:28,042
很好

891
00:36:28,167 --> 00:36:29,084
坚持下去

892
00:36:29,251 --> 00:36:30,042
马-

893
00:36:30,292 --> 00:36:31,584
师父不见了

894
00:36:32,792 --> 00:36:34,167
你在做什么？

895
00:36:34,334 --> 00:36:35,501
让我走

896
00:36:36,959 --> 00:36:38,084
帮助

897
00:36:38,834 --> 00:36:40,084
帮助

898
00:36:40,209 --> 00:36:41,167
水还没烧开吗？

899
00:36:41,751 --> 00:36:42,959
几乎

900
00:36:43,209 --> 00:36:44,542
我的国王们

901
00:36:44,542 --> 00:36:46,334
我们没有八角茴香和大葱了

902
00:36:46,459 --> 00:36:47,792
去取一些

903
00:36:47,792 --> 00:36:48,667
不需要

904
00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:49,876
把他煮成普通的

905
00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:50,751
大哥

906
00:36:50,751 --> 00:36:51,709
为什么这么着急？

907
00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:53,042
唐僧的肉可以长生不老

908
00:36:53,042 --> 00:36:54,542
前面有这么多强大的怪物

909
00:36:54,542 --> 00:36:55,876
没能咬到一口

910
00:36:55,876 --> 00:36:56,792
你知道为什么吗？

911
00:36:56,792 --> 00:36:57,584
为什么？

912
00:36:58,126 --> 00:36:59,334
他们花了太长时间

913
00:36:59,334 --> 00:37:00,417
他们抓住了他，但没有立即吃掉他

914
00:37:00,417 --> 00:37:01,459
只是一直在胡闹

915
00:37:01,459 --> 00:37:02,126
他们又不是不知道

916
00:37:02,126 --> 00:37:03,167
孙悟空有多厉害

917
00:37:03,167 --> 00:37:04,001
但他们等待着

918
00:37:04,042 --> 00:37:05,292
并被消灭

919
00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:05,667
哦

920
00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:07,001
孙悟空这么强

921
00:37:07,001 --> 00:37:07,834
你觉得怎么样？

922
00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:09,584
霍莉山谷和国王洞穴

923
00:37:09,584 --> 00:37:10,626
已被彻底消灭

924
00:37:10,667 --> 00:37:11,251
哦不

925
00:37:12,417 --> 00:37:14,626
我的叔叔

926
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:17,667
尽管我们比其他姚队弱

927
00:37:17,667 --> 00:37:19,084
我们可以更快

928
00:37:19,542 --> 00:37:20,459
起锅，大火烧开

929
00:37:20,459 --> 00:37:21,876
开始做饭

930
00:37:21,876 --> 00:37:23,251
闪电战盛宴

931
00:37:23,251 --> 00:37:23,876
好吧

932
00:37:23,876 --> 00:37:24,959
说够了

933
00:37:24,959 --> 00:37:25,584
不解释

934
00:37:25,584 --> 00:37:26,667
把他煮了就好了

935
00:37:26,751 --> 00:37:28,792
我不是唐僧

936
00:37:28,792 --> 00:37:30,209
我是个假货

937
00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:31,209
让我走

938
00:37:31,209 --> 00:37:31,917
一个技巧

939
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:32,792
你对我耍花招

940
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:33,292
啊？

941
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,959
我只是一只蟾蜍瑶

942
00:37:34,959 --> 00:37:35,709
看

943
00:37:36,792 --> 00:37:38,876
这就是你拖延其他姚明的方式吗？

944
00:37:39,042 --> 00:37:40,167
我不会上当的

945
00:37:40,167 --> 00:37:41,834
你为什么不相信我？

946
00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:44,042
至少在你煮我之前先把我洗干净

947
00:37:44,042 --> 00:37:45,042
一旦你看到我裸体

948
00:37:45,042 --> 00:37:45,709
你会明白的

949
00:37:45,709 --> 00:37:46,501
洗？

950
00:37:46,501 --> 00:37:47,334
没时间洗

951
00:37:47,417 --> 00:37:48,376
我们不在乎

952
00:37:48,792 --> 00:37:49,376
等等

953
00:37:49,376 --> 00:37:50,126
大哥

954
00:37:50,417 --> 00:37:51,876
穿着衣服煮他

955
00:37:51,876 --> 00:37:53,292
这不是很恶心吗？

956
00:37:53,709 --> 00:37:54,459
嗯

957
00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:55,626
脱光他的衣服

958
00:37:55,626 --> 00:37:56,834
快点

959
00:38:01,334 --> 00:38:02,126
看到了吗？

960
00:38:02,126 --> 00:38:03,417
纯种蟾蜍姚

961
00:38:03,417 --> 00:38:04,292
这些颠簸

962
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:06,626
充满毒气

963
00:38:08,126 --> 00:38:09,417
大哥

964
00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:12,001
看来他真的不是唐僧

965
00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:15,584
哈哈哈哈！

966
00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:17,209
难怪其他姚氏都没有

967
00:38:17,209 --> 00:38:18,876
设法吃了你

968
00:38:19,334 --> 00:38:21,459
你有一些严肃的技巧

969
00:38:21,459 --> 00:38:23,667
你为什么这么固执？

970
00:38:23,834 --> 00:38:25,042
幻觉

971
00:38:25,834 --> 00:38:27,376
一定是那只猴子干的

972
00:38:27,376 --> 00:38:28,251
幻觉

973
00:38:28,251 --> 00:38:29,501
不是吗？

974
00:38:29,501 --> 00:38:31,042
把他煮了

975
00:38:32,709 --> 00:38:34,209
啊啊

976
00:38:34,376 --> 00:38:36,126
（狗窝）

977
00:38:36,126 --> 00:38:38,042
让我们承认我们是假的

978
00:38:38,042 --> 00:38:39,501
看看他们会不会释放师父

979
00:38:39,501 --> 00:38:40,209
没办法

980
00:38:40,209 --> 00:38:42,959
如果我们是假货的话传出去

981
00:38:43,167 --> 00:38:44,584
我们将如何继续我们的旅程？

982
00:38:44,876 --> 00:38:46,459
但我们无法击败他们

983
00:38:46,459 --> 00:38:47,667
你怎么又说话了？

984
00:38:47,917 --> 00:38:48,917
仅两行

985
00:38:53,209 --> 00:38:53,876
靠近一点

986
00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:56,917
今天你很重要

987
00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:57,417
明白了吗？

988
00:38:58,042 --> 00:38:59,417
引起他们的注意

989
00:38:59,584 --> 00:39:00,501
我与沙和尚

990
00:39:00,501 --> 00:39:02,042
会救师父

991
00:39:02,042 --> 00:39:03,251
我有一些动作

992
00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:05,626
我能应付几个小妖

993
00:39:06,959 --> 00:39:07,917
再跟我练习一下

994
00:39:08,167 --> 00:39:09,917
我是美猴王

995
00:39:11,626 --> 00:39:13,751
我是吃和尚

996
00:39:14,501 --> 00:39:15,251
国王

997
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,126
酋长队

998
00:39:22,334 --> 00:39:23,584
外三遥

999
00:39:23,584 --> 00:39:24,667
一位声称是

1000
00:39:24,667 --> 00:39:25,834
和尚吃王

1001
00:39:26,251 --> 00:39:27,001
这么快？

1002
00:39:28,167 --> 00:39:29,126
他还没煮熟吧？

1003
00:39:29,542 --> 00:39:30,417
嗯，酋长

1004
00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:31,376
水还是温热的

1005
00:39:31,376 --> 00:39:31,751
嘿嘿

1006
00:39:31,751 --> 00:39:32,542
这很好

1007
00:39:32,626 --> 00:39:33,792
还是温水比较舒服

1008
00:39:34,001 --> 00:39:35,167
呃

1009
00:39:35,167 --> 00:39:37,251
我们错过了机会

1010
00:39:41,251 --> 00:39:42,709
喝一口汤总比什么都不喝好

1011
00:39:43,042 --> 00:39:43,959
大家集合

1012
00:39:50,917 --> 00:39:51,792
准备好

1013
00:39:54,251 --> 00:39:54,751
去

1014
00:40:01,376 --> 00:40:02,876
欢迎

1015
00:40:02,876 --> 00:40:04,251
最热烈的欢迎

1016
00:40:04,417 --> 00:40:06,376
远道而来的尊贵嘉宾

1017
00:40:06,376 --> 00:40:07,876
请原谅我们粗暴的欢迎

1018
00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:10,417
问候

1019
00:40:11,126 --> 00:40:12,834
问候

1020
00:40:13,292 --> 00:40:15,001
嗯，这是什么？

1021
00:40:15,542 --> 00:40:16,459
握手敬礼

1022
00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:17,834
这是当地的传统

1023
00:40:18,042 --> 00:40:20,251
表达了我们对客人最大的尊重

1024
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,626
我的主人在哪里？

1025
00:40:22,042 --> 00:40:22,751
里面

1026
00:40:22,959 --> 00:40:23,626
请这边走

1027
00:40:26,751 --> 00:40:27,709
地方有点乱

1028
00:40:27,709 --> 00:40:29,001
希望你不介意

1029
00:40:29,001 --> 00:40:30,126
我的大哥在里面

1030
00:40:30,126 --> 00:40:31,459
准备好欢迎您

1031
00:40:34,376 --> 00:40:34,876
啊

1032
00:40:35,376 --> 00:40:36,209
你在这里

1033
00:40:36,376 --> 00:40:37,292
呵呵

1034
00:40:37,626 --> 00:40:38,876
我们见到你们四位圣僧了

1035
00:40:38,876 --> 00:40:40,167
早些时候在树林里打瞌睡

1036
00:40:40,167 --> 00:40:41,209
不想打扰你

1037
00:40:41,209 --> 00:40:43,209
你的主人看起来因旅行而疲惫不堪

1038
00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:44,334
我们不忍心看到他这样

1039
00:40:44,334 --> 00:40:46,876
所以我们加热了一些山泉

1040
00:40:46,876 --> 00:40:48,667
让他沐浴

1041
00:40:49,042 --> 00:40:49,709
上师

1042
00:40:49,876 --> 00:40:51,792
你现在感觉怎么样？

1043
00:40:52,834 --> 00:40:54,792
停止擦洗同一个地方

1044
00:40:54,792 --> 00:40:56,709
我的疣开始脱落

1045
00:40:56,709 --> 00:40:57,626
哦

1046
00:40:58,251 --> 00:40:59,042
我的弟子们

1047
00:40:59,376 --> 00:41:01,042
您想加入吗？

1048
00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:02,126
水温很好

1049
00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:02,959
大师

1050
00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:03,584
我们很恐慌

1051
00:41:03,584 --> 00:41:05,251
就像热锅上的蚂蚁一样

1052
00:41:05,251 --> 00:41:07,251
你有心情洗澡吗？

1053
00:41:32,709 --> 00:41:35,334
你有漂亮的衣服

1054
00:41:35,959 --> 00:41:36,417
啊

1055
00:41:37,376 --> 00:41:38,042
我明白了

1056
00:41:38,042 --> 00:41:39,167
我找到你了

1057
00:41:39,834 --> 00:41:41,376
告别

1058
00:41:41,376 --> 00:41:42,876
最热烈的告别

1059
00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:44,417
告别

1060
00:41:44,417 --> 00:41:45,959
最热烈的告别

1061
00:41:45,959 --> 00:41:47,501
告别

1062
00:41:47,501 --> 00:41:49,042
最热烈的告别

1063
00:41:49,042 --> 00:41:50,584
告别

1064
00:41:50,584 --> 00:41:52,126
最热烈的告别

1065
00:41:52,126 --> 00:41:53,667
告别

1066
00:41:53,667 --> 00:41:55,209
最热烈的告别

1067
00:41:55,209 --> 00:41:56,751
告别

1068
00:41:56,751 --> 00:41:58,376
最热烈的告别

1069
00:42:00,042 --> 00:42:02,001
猜猜孙悟空不太爱说话

1070
00:42:02,501 --> 00:42:03,084
是啊

1071
00:42:03,584 --> 00:42:05,042
强劲静音型

1072
00:42:05,459 --> 00:42:07,167
我很嫉妒

1073
00:42:07,167 --> 00:42:08,042
嫉妒什么？

1074
00:42:08,876 --> 00:42:09,792
看看他

1075
00:42:09,917 --> 00:42:11,042
不需要说一句话

1076
00:42:11,042 --> 00:42:11,667
还有所有那些姚明

1077
00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:12,876
像被鞭打的小狗一样害怕

1078
00:42:14,459 --> 00:42:15,251
我想交换

1079
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:16,292
换什么？

1080
00:42:16,792 --> 00:42:17,667
我想成为孙悟空

1081
00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:18,792
戒掉它

1082
00:42:18,917 --> 00:42:20,417
我们长得很像

1083
00:42:20,751 --> 00:42:21,209
看看我们两个

1084
00:42:21,334 --> 00:42:22,751
同样的撅嘴

1085
00:42:23,334 --> 00:42:23,751
嘿嘿

1086
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:24,667
哥哥

1087
00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:25,917
你走在前面

1088
00:42:28,042 --> 00:42:28,501
是啊

1089
00:42:32,959 --> 00:42:33,792
向前看

1090
00:42:34,042 --> 00:42:35,209
挺胸

1091
00:42:35,209 --> 00:42:35,876
昂首挺胸

1092
00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:38,001
将工作人员扛在肩上

1093
00:42:38,459 --> 00:42:39,251
大踏步前进

1094
00:42:40,917 --> 00:42:42,001
摆动你的手臂

1095
00:42:46,459 --> 00:42:46,834
否

1096
00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:47,709
错误的手臂

1097
00:42:54,959 --> 00:43:01,126
（北张村）

1098
00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:07,584
这里怎么没人？

1099
00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:18,709
我们来自东唐

1100
00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:20,417
西行取经

1101
00:43:20,626 --> 00:43:21,792
我们正在路过

1102
00:43:21,792 --> 00:43:23,292
并谦卑地寻求施舍

1103
00:43:30,626 --> 00:43:31,376
村长来了

1104
00:43:31,376 --> 00:43:32,126
他在这里

1105
00:43:38,376 --> 00:43:41,209
它们与故事讲述者的描述不符

1106
00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:46,917
讲故事的人

1107
00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:48,042
这里

1108
00:43:49,042 --> 00:43:50,459
这四个与你说的不符

1109
00:43:50,459 --> 00:43:52,251
唐僧和他的弟子们

1110
00:43:53,751 --> 00:43:55,042
我本人从未见过他们

1111
00:43:55,042 --> 00:43:56,709
只是把我听到的说出来

1112
00:43:58,292 --> 00:43:59,459
看到这个了吗？

1113
00:43:59,459 --> 00:44:00,876
这才是真正的交易

1114
00:44:00,876 --> 00:44:02,167
好好看看

1115
00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:03,834
下次做对了

1116
00:44:04,126 --> 00:44:04,917
明白了

1117
00:44:05,667 --> 00:44:07,167
大师赛

1118
00:44:07,167 --> 00:44:08,959
自从这个鼠妖来了

1119
00:44:08,959 --> 00:44:10,751
我们的村庄还没有和平

1120
00:44:10,751 --> 00:44:14,001
他从每家每户偷窃

1121
00:44:14,001 --> 00:44:16,542
我们无法抓住家里的任何东西

1122
00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:17,709
请各位大师

1123
00:44:17,709 --> 00:44:20,167
帮助我们摆脱这种威胁

1124
00:44:20,626 --> 00:44:21,709
哈

1125
00:44:22,001 --> 00:44:23,501
那没什么

1126
00:44:23,709 --> 00:44:24,501
简单

1127
00:44:24,709 --> 00:44:25,917
交给我们

1128
00:44:25,917 --> 00:44:27,542
非常感谢你

1129
00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:29,542
我会派一些年轻人来协助你

1130
00:44:29,626 --> 00:44:30,959
我会派一些年轻人来协助你

1131
00:44:30,959 --> 00:44:32,292
不需要

1132
00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:34,292
只是一只老鼠姚

1133
00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:35,667
我们将在几秒钟内完成

1134
00:44:35,667 --> 00:44:36,459
哇

1135
00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:38,584
精彩

1136
00:44:38,667 --> 00:44:39,126
嘿嘿

1137
00:44:39,126 --> 00:44:40,792
为什么你什么都同意？

1138
00:44:41,042 --> 00:44:41,792
做数学题

1139
00:44:41,959 --> 00:44:43,501
唐僧就在不远处

1140
00:44:43,501 --> 00:44:44,334
如果我们不快点

1141
00:44:44,334 --> 00:44:45,459
他们会追上我们的

1142
00:44:45,459 --> 00:44:45,917
嘿嘿

1143
00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:47,417
这不会花很长时间

1144
00:44:47,584 --> 00:44:49,084
我们能赢得这场战斗吗？

1145
00:44:49,167 --> 00:44:50,126
不需要打架

1146
00:44:50,126 --> 00:44:51,334
直接把大哥的名字去掉就可以了

1147
00:44:51,334 --> 00:44:52,292
他会退缩

1148
00:44:57,501 --> 00:44:58,667
他就在里面

1149
00:44:59,209 --> 00:45:00,126
你们都留下来

1150
00:45:00,584 --> 00:45:01,959
我们会处理的

1151
00:45:55,251 --> 00:45:56,709
你终于出现了

1152
00:45:56,709 --> 00:45:57,876
村民问我们

1153
00:45:57,876 --> 00:45:58,626
抓住

1154
00:45:58,626 --> 00:45:59,417
你

1155
00:45:59,417 --> 00:46:01,042
立即投降

1156
00:46:01,167 --> 00:46:03,251
只有你们这些无名小卒

1157
00:46:03,459 --> 00:46:04,751
没人吗？

1158
00:46:05,167 --> 00:46:06,667
你不知道我们是谁吗？

1159
00:46:07,459 --> 00:46:08,209
你是谁？

1160
00:46:08,876 --> 00:46:10,001
好好看看

1161
00:46:10,751 --> 00:46:12,042
认识这个人吗？

1162
00:46:15,959 --> 00:46:17,084
还是什么都没有？

1163
00:46:19,584 --> 00:46:20,126
继续

1164
00:46:20,251 --> 00:46:20,959
哥哥

1165
00:46:21,417 --> 00:46:22,834
自我介绍一下

1166
00:46:23,251 --> 00:46:24,167
我是M-

1167
00:46:25,542 --> 00:46:27,209
美猴王

1168
00:46:28,251 --> 00:46:29,126
那是谁？

1169
00:46:29,501 --> 00:46:30,292
没听说过他

1170
00:46:30,834 --> 00:46:31,501
看到了吗？

1171
00:46:31,501 --> 00:46:32,542
我告诉过你不要来

1172
00:46:32,542 --> 00:46:34,292
他甚至不认识我们

1173
00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:37,209
你连美猴王都不知道

1174
00:46:37,209 --> 00:46:39,376
他已经存在了5000年

1175
00:46:39,376 --> 00:46:40,251
从资历上来说

1176
00:46:40,251 --> 00:46:42,417
叫他爷爷是一种侮辱

1177
00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:44,376
他就像祖先的祖先的祖先

1178
00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:45,917
够了

1179
00:46:45,917 --> 00:46:46,709
要么打

1180
00:46:46,709 --> 00:46:47,792
或出去

1181
00:46:48,126 --> 00:46:51,126
我是土生土长的瑶族人

1182
00:46:51,126 --> 00:46:51,876
这一生

1183
00:46:51,876 --> 00:46:52,959
我没有害怕过任何人

1184
00:46:52,959 --> 00:46:54,667
除了黄鼠狼

1185
00:46:57,626 --> 00:47:02,626
啊

1186
00:47:04,167 --> 00:47:04,959
傻和尚

1187
00:47:04,959 --> 00:47:06,042
你在笑什么？

1188
00:47:06,042 --> 00:47:07,376
大家一起进攻吧

1189
00:47:11,042 --> 00:47:12,042
门已锁上

1190
00:47:12,042 --> 00:47:12,959
你现在不能跑

1191
00:47:13,042 --> 00:47:14,417
现在

1192
00:47:19,792 --> 00:47:20,876
做点什么

1193
00:47:24,501 --> 00:47:26,501
我以前从未打过架

1194
00:47:40,459 --> 00:47:41,376
这家伙

1195
00:47:41,584 --> 00:47:43,417
他太快了

1196
00:47:43,709 --> 00:47:45,209
幽城姚斯

1197
00:47:45,209 --> 00:47:46,501
全是树皮

1198
00:47:46,792 --> 00:47:47,917
没有咬人

1199
00:47:48,126 --> 00:47:48,876
你

1200
00:47:49,042 --> 00:47:51,417
你没有终极一招吗？

1201
00:47:51,709 --> 00:47:53,417
使用它

1202
00:47:53,417 --> 00:47:54,792
那终极一招

1203
00:47:54,792 --> 00:47:55,334
你只能使用它

1204
00:47:55,334 --> 00:47:56,792
生命中一次

1205
00:47:56,792 --> 00:47:59,001
你还在等什么？

1206
00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:01,542
等着这只老鼠结束你吗？

1207
00:48:03,042 --> 00:48:04,792
你刚刚叫我老鼠吗？

1208
00:48:08,001 --> 00:48:10,042
我训练了五十多年

1209
00:48:10,042 --> 00:48:11,542
就这样

1210
00:48:11,542 --> 00:48:13,709
再也没有人这么叫我

1211
00:48:13,709 --> 00:48:14,876
啊啊

1212
00:48:15,542 --> 00:48:17,834
啊啊啊

1213
00:48:19,251 --> 00:48:20,376
打他

1214
00:48:20,376 --> 00:48:21,292
现在

1215
00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:26,626
啊啊啊啊

1216
00:48:26,751 --> 00:48:27,251
战俘

1217
00:48:27,584 --> 00:48:28,876
嘭嘭嘭嘭

1218
00:48:29,251 --> 00:48:30,459
拿这个

1219
00:48:46,042 --> 00:48:46,501
你

1220
00:48:46,501 --> 00:48:47,542
怎么敢

1221
00:48:49,292 --> 00:48:50,001
你

1222
00:48:58,459 --> 00:48:59,292
啊

1223
00:49:01,667 --> 00:49:02,709
够了

1224
00:49:02,709 --> 00:49:03,709
已经

1225
00:49:47,459 --> 00:49:49,709
西瓜是刚采摘的

1226
00:49:49,876 --> 00:49:50,751
带他们上路

1227
00:49:50,792 --> 00:49:52,584
这是我刚蒸的一些白面包

1228
00:49:52,667 --> 00:49:53,292
带走他们

1229
00:49:53,292 --> 00:49:54,417
不 没关系

1230
00:49:54,417 --> 00:49:55,376
大师赛

1231
00:49:55,917 --> 00:49:58,459
我花了一整夜缝制这些鞋底

1232
00:49:58,459 --> 00:49:59,626
你们还有很长的路要走

1233
00:49:59,792 --> 00:50:00,917
带走他们

1234
00:50:00,917 --> 00:50:01,584
请

1235
00:50:02,001 --> 00:50:03,501
快点

1236
00:50:11,584 --> 00:50:14,334
这是村民们的感谢横幅

1237
00:50:14,542 --> 00:50:15,709
把它们全部拿走

1238
00:50:16,001 --> 00:50:16,501
哇

1239
00:50:16,501 --> 00:50:17,667
不需要

1240
00:50:17,709 --> 00:50:18,834
你们都太善良了

1241
00:50:18,834 --> 00:50:19,834
就拿它们吧

1242
00:50:19,834 --> 00:50:20,959
我们坚持

1243
00:50:21,001 --> 00:50:22,834
我们无法携带太多

1244
00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:24,584
你没有杆子吗？

1245
00:50:24,834 --> 00:50:26,667
你们大师都好强大

1246
00:50:26,792 --> 00:50:29,834
多一点什么东西？

1247
00:50:30,917 --> 00:50:31,792
我

1248
00:50:32,042 --> 00:50:33,334
我-我-等待

1249
00:50:38,417 --> 00:50:39,126
大师赛

1250
00:50:39,584 --> 00:50:41,126
让我再问你一件事

1251
00:50:41,126 --> 00:50:43,542
我女儿住在 100 公里外的 Hillside Village

1252
00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:46,542
他们的村民最近因瑶族人失去了一些孩子

1253
00:50:46,542 --> 00:50:47,667
如果你路过

1254
00:50:47,667 --> 00:50:48,917
你能帮忙吗

1255
00:50:48,917 --> 00:50:50,251
这些姚氏真是无耻

1256
00:50:50,251 --> 00:50:51,251
别担心

1257
00:50:51,417 --> 00:50:53,209
我们会让那些孩子回来

1258
00:52:07,501 --> 00:52:11,667
（狗中之王）

1259
00:52:11,667 --> 00:52:12,376
每次

1260
00:52:12,376 --> 00:52:14,667
我读过这些圣僧留下的文字

1261
00:52:15,209 --> 00:52:17,709
我感到很平静

1262
00:52:18,209 --> 00:52:19,084
报告

1263
00:52:19,417 --> 00:52:19,959
我的国王们

1264
00:52:20,001 --> 00:52:21,459
外面有四个和尚

1265
00:52:21,459 --> 00:52:23,084
其中一人自称是美猴王

1266
00:52:23,959 --> 00:52:24,501
哦

1267
00:52:24,959 --> 00:52:26,042
是这样吗？

1268
00:52:26,917 --> 00:52:27,626
小兄弟

1269
00:52:27,876 --> 00:52:28,751
我会去外面检查一下

1270
00:52:29,042 --> 00:52:29,584
好吧

1271
00:52:29,626 --> 00:52:31,292
我-我一会儿就到

1272
00:52:31,626 --> 00:52:32,209
哼

1273
00:52:32,417 --> 00:52:33,334
聚集一圈

1274
00:52:40,209 --> 00:52:41,292
谁敢擅闯

1275
00:52:41,292 --> 00:52:43,042
在我的圣地？

1276
00:52:43,417 --> 00:52:44,126
呵呵呵呵

1277
00:52:44,417 --> 00:52:45,959
我是你的孙爷爷

1278
00:52:46,251 --> 00:52:47,751
哈哈哈

1279
00:52:48,251 --> 00:52:49,792
看看你自己

1280
00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:51,334
加上你邋遢的样子

1281
00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:53,542
你敢冒充唐僧吗？

1282
00:52:54,334 --> 00:52:55,292
假装？

1283
00:52:55,626 --> 00:52:57,792
我已经有一段时间没有吃人肉了

1284
00:52:57,792 --> 00:52:59,542
今天我要过节

1285
00:52:59,917 --> 00:53:00,792
男孩

1286
00:53:00,792 --> 00:53:02,792
打倒这些冒名顶替者

1287
00:53:08,501 --> 00:53:09,917
我会和你战斗到底

1288
00:53:09,917 --> 00:53:10,334
嗨呀

1289
00:53:10,334 --> 00:53:11,501
啊啊

1290
00:53:27,876 --> 00:53:29,167
（左转至硬石山）
（右转探探村）

1291
00:53:29,167 --> 00:53:30,709
我们快到你的地方了

1292
00:53:30,709 --> 00:53:31,792
已经三年了

1293
00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:33,251
我一次也没回来过

1294
00:53:33,459 --> 00:53:34,792
到时候我们就放下吧

1295
00:53:35,876 --> 00:53:36,834
不再着急了吗？

1296
00:53:36,834 --> 00:53:37,792
我们度过了愉快的时光

1297
00:53:37,792 --> 00:53:39,292
我们可以抽出一天左右的时间

1298
00:53:39,292 --> 00:53:41,251
然后把这些食物送到你父母家

1299
00:53:41,251 --> 00:53:42,251
轻装出行

1300
00:53:53,334 --> 00:53:53,917
没有了

1301
00:53:53,917 --> 00:53:54,584
妈妈

1302
00:53:54,584 --> 00:53:56,209
你忘了我

1303
00:53:56,834 --> 00:53:57,584
妈妈

1304
00:53:57,584 --> 00:53:58,959
我还饿

1305
00:53:59,876 --> 00:54:01,126
吃太多会生病

1306
00:54:05,501 --> 00:54:06,501
你们是谁？

1307
00:54:09,042 --> 00:54:09,834
妈妈

1308
00:54:14,667 --> 00:54:15,334
妈妈

1309
00:54:15,334 --> 00:54:16,167
来试试这个

1310
00:54:16,251 --> 00:54:17,292
它是什么？

1311
00:54:17,917 --> 00:54:18,751
这是一个素包子

1312
00:54:18,751 --> 00:54:19,834
味道确实不错

1313
00:54:21,001 --> 00:54:21,542
百胜

1314
00:54:24,876 --> 00:54:26,126
留点给妈妈

1315
00:54:26,334 --> 00:54:28,126
你从哪里得到这一切？

1316
00:54:28,709 --> 00:54:29,917
村民送给我们的

1317
00:54:30,292 --> 00:54:31,167
别对我撒谎

1318
00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:32,501
我们毕竟是瑶族

1319
00:54:33,001 --> 00:54:33,667
妈妈

1320
00:54:33,876 --> 00:54:35,167
我们现在有点大事了

1321
00:54:35,209 --> 00:54:37,167
瑶族和人类都尊重我们

1322
00:54:37,334 --> 00:54:38,501
你到底在做什么？

1323
00:54:39,876 --> 00:54:40,459
抓取

1324
00:54:40,459 --> 00:54:41,084
经文

1325
00:54:42,542 --> 00:54:44,126
大家听着

1326
00:54:44,126 --> 00:54:46,042
我的大男孩回来了

1327
00:54:46,042 --> 00:54:48,209
他们在国王洞穴里爱他

1328
00:54:48,209 --> 00:54:48,959
与你的儿子们相比

1329
00:54:48,959 --> 00:54:49,959
他更有前途

1330
00:54:49,959 --> 00:54:50,376
嘿嘿

1331
00:54:50,376 --> 00:54:51,542
妈妈妈妈

1332
00:54:51,542 --> 00:54:52,709
别喊了

1333
00:54:52,709 --> 00:54:54,042
那是我的男孩

1334
00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:56,792
阿姨

1335
00:54:56,792 --> 00:54:57,834
冷静下来

1336
00:54:58,501 --> 00:54:59,292
托阿迪

1337
00:54:59,417 --> 00:55:00,751
为此我们要感谢你

1338
00:55:00,792 --> 00:55:01,417
三年前

1339
00:55:01,417 --> 00:55:03,126
我派他去找你和你叔叔寻求帮助

1340
00:55:03,417 --> 00:55:05,126
多亏你他才进来

1341
00:55:05,126 --> 00:55:06,126
我终于可以

1342
00:55:06,751 --> 00:55:08,417
现在放松

1343
00:55:09,626 --> 00:55:10,001
哦

1344
00:55:10,292 --> 00:55:10,876
顺便说一下

1345
00:55:10,876 --> 00:55:11,917
你叔叔怎么样了？

1346
00:55:16,626 --> 00:55:18,209
我的叔叔

1347
00:55:21,251 --> 00:55:22,167
他怎么了？

1348
00:55:22,542 --> 00:55:23,626
这是一个很长的故事

1349
00:55:25,126 --> 00:55:26,459
你的葫芦又空了吗？

1350
00:55:26,459 --> 00:55:27,209
不不不

1351
00:55:27,501 --> 00:55:28,126
看到了吗？

1352
00:55:28,126 --> 00:55:29,042
已经满了

1353
00:55:30,001 --> 00:55:30,751
这满

1354
00:55:30,751 --> 00:55:32,167
那说明你一口都没喝

1355
00:55:32,334 --> 00:55:33,376
随身携带它有什么意义？

1356
00:55:33,376 --> 00:55:34,126
好吧好吧，我喝一点

1357
00:55:34,126 --> 00:55:35,667
那水一定是不新鲜的

1358
00:55:35,667 --> 00:55:36,917
让我给你补充一下

1359
00:55:38,501 --> 00:55:39,209
拥有

1360
00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:41,042
有一个家真好

1361
00:55:43,042 --> 00:55:43,834
这几天

1362
00:55:43,834 --> 00:55:44,751
对你来说一定很艰难

1363
00:55:45,209 --> 00:55:46,209
今天在我家

1364
00:55:46,292 --> 00:55:47,917
你想聊多少就聊多少

1365
00:55:49,292 --> 00:55:50,334
无需磨利铲子

1366
00:55:52,459 --> 00:55:53,751
你现在可以开始说话了

1367
00:55:56,542 --> 00:55:57,126
好的

1368
00:55:58,626 --> 00:56:00,459
你在国王洞一定很忙

1369
00:56:00,626 --> 00:56:01,542
是啊是啊

1370
00:56:01,834 --> 00:56:03,042
国王一直给我们布置很多工作

1371
00:56:03,042 --> 00:56:04,709
所以我一直没有时间去参观

1372
00:56:05,376 --> 00:56:06,376
我明白了

1373
00:56:06,376 --> 00:56:07,417
当你刚刚开始时

1374
00:56:07,417 --> 00:56:09,042
老板总是让你很辛苦

1375
00:56:09,042 --> 00:56:10,459
只要尽力而为

1376
00:56:10,584 --> 00:56:11,709
不要让你的思绪游离

1377
00:56:12,167 --> 00:56:12,876
你几乎没喝过任何酒

1378
00:56:12,876 --> 00:56:13,751
多喝点

1379
00:56:14,959 --> 00:56:16,042
别像你爸爸

1380
00:56:16,042 --> 00:56:17,292
辞去一份完美的工作

1381
00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:18,792
只是为了修炼玄术

1382
00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:20,792
现在他完全失去了它

1383
00:56:21,209 --> 00:56:21,792
说到

1384
00:56:22,251 --> 00:56:23,001
爸爸在哪儿？

1385
00:56:23,417 --> 00:56:24,751
出去休息

1386
00:56:30,626 --> 00:56:31,251
爸爸

1387
00:56:34,584 --> 00:56:35,626
我来看你了

1388
00:56:40,834 --> 00:56:41,959
这些是我的朋友

1389
00:56:43,334 --> 00:56:44,376
你好叔叔

1390
00:56:45,376 --> 00:56:46,292
孙悟空

1391
00:56:46,376 --> 00:56:47,126
唐僧

1392
00:56:47,584 --> 00:56:48,126
还有你

1393
00:56:48,251 --> 00:56:49,126
猪八戒

1394
00:56:50,042 --> 00:56:51,126
别让妈妈知道这件事

1395
00:56:51,584 --> 00:56:52,667
我没有告诉她

1396
00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:54,167
告诉我这件事

1397
00:56:54,459 --> 00:56:55,959
别生气

1398
00:56:56,042 --> 00:56:57,917
我们离开了国王洞

1399
00:56:57,959 --> 00:56:58,584
现在做我们自己的事

1400
00:56:58,584 --> 00:56:59,959
打扮成唐僧一伙

1401
00:56:59,959 --> 00:57:00,959
西行取经

1402
00:57:02,459 --> 00:57:03,501
干得好

1403
00:57:03,501 --> 00:57:04,167
什么？

1404
00:57:04,167 --> 00:57:05,376
他又想四处走动吗？

1405
00:57:05,501 --> 00:57:06,042
啊

1406
00:57:06,042 --> 00:57:06,876
没什么

1407
00:57:06,876 --> 00:57:07,542
阿姨

1408
00:57:07,542 --> 00:57:09,167
他只是很高兴见到他的儿子

1409
00:57:09,167 --> 00:57:10,084
让我陪伴你

1410
00:57:10,167 --> 00:57:10,626
来吧

1411
00:57:10,834 --> 00:57:11,376
儿子

1412
00:57:11,376 --> 00:57:13,042
给我拿酒

1413
00:57:13,209 --> 00:57:14,959
就在那块岩石下面

1414
00:57:15,501 --> 00:57:15,959
爸爸

1415
00:57:16,459 --> 00:57:17,584
你怎么把它放进去的？

1416
00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:19,751
当我能走路的时候我把它放回原处

1417
00:57:20,167 --> 00:57:22,042
这么多年没喝过一口

1418
00:57:27,751 --> 00:57:28,917
别听你妈妈的话

1419
00:57:29,584 --> 00:57:30,876
你永远一事无成

1420
00:57:30,876 --> 00:57:32,292
如果你住在国王洞

1421
00:57:34,792 --> 00:57:36,084
取经是个好主意

1422
00:57:36,542 --> 00:57:37,292
与经文一起

1423
00:57:37,292 --> 00:57:38,376
你也能成佛

1424
00:57:38,751 --> 00:57:40,667
没有人敢看不起你

1425
00:57:43,917 --> 00:57:45,667
还记得爸爸之前教给你的大招吗

1426
00:57:45,667 --> 00:57:47,126
你现在对它了解多少？

1427
00:57:47,334 --> 00:57:48,459
哦，我还在努力

1428
00:57:48,667 --> 00:57:50,876
然后除非绝对必要，否则不要使用它

1429
00:57:50,959 --> 00:57:52,001
一次使用就会让你变身

1430
00:57:52,001 --> 00:57:53,417
变回正常动物

1431
00:57:55,751 --> 00:57:56,376
回到我的日子

1432
00:57:56,376 --> 00:57:57,501
当我学会这个动作的时候

1433
00:57:57,501 --> 00:57:59,001
我决定独自奔跑

1434
00:57:59,001 --> 00:58:01,917
我只差一气就能掌握它

1435
00:58:01,917 --> 00:58:03,209
但我以为我做不到

1436
00:58:03,209 --> 00:58:04,209
并放弃了

1437
00:58:04,209 --> 00:58:05,792
我就是这样结束的

1438
00:58:05,876 --> 00:58:08,667
我希望你能继续我开始的事情

1439
00:58:08,792 --> 00:58:10,209
不然你会度过一生

1440
00:58:13,917 --> 00:58:15,376
带着遗憾生活

1441
00:58:15,667 --> 00:58:16,751
别担心爸爸

1442
00:58:17,459 --> 00:58:18,751
当我取来经文时

1443
00:58:18,751 --> 00:58:20,792
我会为了我们的家人回来

1444
00:58:20,792 --> 00:58:21,792
我们会永远幸福地生活

1445
00:58:22,709 --> 00:58:23,542
是啊

1446
00:58:25,042 --> 00:58:27,459
你们四个人在外面互相照顾

1447
00:58:27,459 --> 00:58:28,667
吃得好

1448
00:58:28,667 --> 00:58:29,376
多喝水

1449
00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:29,876
你不用担心

1450
00:58:29,876 --> 00:58:30,417
阿姨

1451
00:58:30,417 --> 00:58:32,251
我们会照顾好自己的

1452
00:58:32,959 --> 00:58:33,959
你的那两个朋友

1453
00:58:33,959 --> 00:58:35,251
似乎不喜欢说话

1454
00:58:35,584 --> 00:58:37,001
那个猿姚今天表现好多了

1455
00:58:37,001 --> 00:58:38,459
他曾经从不微笑

1456
00:58:38,459 --> 00:58:39,876
并且一直很紧张

1457
00:58:40,501 --> 00:58:41,834
另一个孩子也不错

1458
00:58:41,834 --> 00:58:43,626
一个人扛起那么重的担子

1459
00:58:43,626 --> 00:58:44,501
也不怎么爱说话

1460
00:58:44,667 --> 00:58:45,917
时不时地磨利他的铁锹

1461
00:58:45,917 --> 00:58:47,376
一个好孩子

1462
00:58:48,126 --> 00:58:49,626
他话不多

1463
00:58:50,376 --> 00:58:50,917
嘿嘿

1464
00:58:51,292 --> 00:58:51,709
嘿嘿

1465
00:58:53,042 --> 00:58:54,501
再给你叔叔喝一口酒

1466
00:58:56,042 --> 00:58:56,751
阿姨

1467
00:58:56,959 --> 00:58:58,501
你看起来肯定不符合你的年龄

1468
00:58:58,626 --> 00:58:59,626
真的吗？

1469
00:58:59,626 --> 00:59:01,209
没有一丝皱纹

1470
00:59:01,209 --> 00:59:02,334
噢

1471
00:59:02,334 --> 00:59:03,792
你不甜吗？

1472
00:59:03,834 --> 00:59:04,834
真的

1473
00:59:04,834 --> 00:59:06,209
我只是说实话

1474
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:07,417
我相信你

1475
00:59:08,167 --> 00:59:09,626
你是个好孩子

1476
00:59:09,834 --> 00:59:12,542
叔叔教你一个动作

1477
00:59:13,126 --> 00:59:14,167
来吧

1478
00:59:14,459 --> 00:59:16,084
靠近一点

1479
00:59:16,292 --> 00:59:17,042
那姚

1480
00:59:17,042 --> 00:59:18,417
他的举动可不是开玩笑

1481
00:59:18,667 --> 00:59:20,167
将两人按倒在地

1482
00:59:20,167 --> 00:59:21,584
眨眼间

1483
00:59:21,751 --> 00:59:22,959
明白了吗？

1484
00:59:23,834 --> 00:59:25,501
这是一个强有力的举动

1485
00:59:25,501 --> 00:59:27,001
我从未告诉过任何人

1486
00:59:27,001 --> 00:59:28,042
除了你

1487
00:59:28,042 --> 00:59:29,417
然后就是你的猿兄弟了

1488
00:59:29,417 --> 00:59:30,626
带着雷霆般的力量

1489
00:59:30,626 --> 00:59:33,126
他把假仙直接撞到了墙上

1490
00:59:33,126 --> 00:59:34,042
我一直以为

1491
00:59:34,042 --> 00:59:35,959
你哥哥是我们当中最坚强的

1492
00:59:35,959 --> 00:59:37,334
但现在我知道了

1493
00:59:37,667 --> 00:59:39,959
猿哥一直隐藏实力

1494
00:59:41,001 --> 00:59:41,876
呵呵

1495
00:59:42,376 --> 00:59:43,751
猿兄的这个动作

1496
00:59:43,751 --> 00:59:44,876
我给它起了个名字

1497
00:59:44,876 --> 00:59:46,251
“山崩地裂，海涛汹涌”

1498
00:59:46,251 --> 00:59:48,209
那次粉碎令人难以置信

1499
00:59:48,209 --> 00:59:49,501
击倒了假仙

1500
00:59:49,501 --> 00:59:50,876
回到动物形态

1501
00:59:57,042 --> 00:59:57,876
你需要完成这个葫芦

1502
00:59:57,876 --> 00:59:59,042
每天中午之前

1503
00:59:59,042 --> 01:00:00,584
每天至少四个葫芦

1504
01:00:00,876 --> 01:00:02,084
你们确保他喝了

1505
01:00:02,876 --> 01:00:03,376
在负载中

1506
01:00:03,376 --> 01:00:05,126
我装了一些红薯干

1507
01:00:05,126 --> 01:00:06,167
非常好吃

1508
01:00:06,167 --> 01:00:07,501
你们分享

1509
01:00:09,126 --> 01:00:10,167
确保你自己有一些

1510
01:00:10,167 --> 01:00:11,501
不要让他们吃掉所有的东西

1511
01:00:12,334 --> 01:00:14,084
就等我们的好消息吧

1512
01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:30,417
妈妈

1513
01:00:30,917 --> 01:00:32,834
别骂爸爸那么多

1514
01:00:33,876 --> 01:00:34,709
明白了

1515
01:00:34,709 --> 01:00:35,834
别担心

1516
01:00:36,792 --> 01:00:39,126
（北张村）

1517
01:00:52,042 --> 01:00:54,001
唐僧一行人刚刚经过吧？

1518
01:00:56,209 --> 01:00:57,584
他们往那个方向走吗？

1519
01:00:59,709 --> 01:01:00,376
嗯嗯

1520
01:01:04,042 --> 01:01:04,792
嘿嘿

1521
01:01:07,209 --> 01:01:07,834
一群假货来了

1522
01:01:07,834 --> 01:01:09,417
冒充唐僧一伙

1523
01:01:09,584 --> 01:01:10,751
明天应该到这里

1524
01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:11,917
当心

1525
01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:19,209
嘿嘿

1526
01:01:19,501 --> 01:01:22,001
唐僧一行人现在应该已经接近了

1527
01:01:22,001 --> 01:01:22,959
推过去

1528
01:01:23,209 --> 01:01:24,126
全速前进

1529
01:01:24,126 --> 01:01:24,542
是啊

1530
01:01:57,834 --> 01:01:58,542
八戒

1531
01:01:59,042 --> 01:02:00,376
它说什么？

1532
01:02:00,376 --> 01:02:01,459
在那座寺庙上

1533
01:02:02,042 --> 01:02:02,667
太远了

1534
01:02:02,667 --> 01:02:03,751
我不知道

1535
01:02:04,251 --> 01:02:05,126
小

1536
01:02:06,126 --> 01:02:07,001
嗯

1537
01:02:08,501 --> 01:02:09,876
小雷霆神殿

1538
01:02:15,042 --> 01:02:15,709
太棒了

1539
01:02:16,417 --> 01:02:17,626
我们去那里乞讨一些食物吧

1540
01:02:19,626 --> 01:02:20,167
我的国王

1541
01:02:20,292 --> 01:02:21,667
四位修士从远处走来

1542
01:02:21,667 --> 01:02:23,167
貌似是唐僧团

1543
01:02:23,376 --> 01:02:24,167
什么？

1544
01:02:24,167 --> 01:02:25,251
已经？

1545
01:02:37,709 --> 01:02:38,584
所以确实是他们

1546
01:02:39,417 --> 01:02:39,834
我的国王

1547
01:02:39,917 --> 01:02:41,917
我们现在应该赶紧把孩子们吃掉吗？

1548
01:02:42,376 --> 01:02:43,292
没有时间

1549
01:02:43,584 --> 01:02:45,042
告诉下属

1550
01:02:45,042 --> 01:02:46,376
改变并做好准备

1551
01:03:38,376 --> 01:03:39,001
八戒

1552
01:03:39,167 --> 01:03:40,709
为什么这些和尚

1553
01:03:40,959 --> 01:03:42,501
看起来这么刻薄吗？

1554
01:03:42,834 --> 01:03:43,876
不是全部

1555
01:03:44,376 --> 01:03:45,626
那个看起来不错

1556
01:03:46,251 --> 01:03:48,584
那个胖和尚长着一张慈祥的脸

1557
01:03:51,751 --> 01:03:52,917
请问

1558
01:03:52,917 --> 01:03:55,667
你就是唐僧和他的弟子吗？

1559
01:03:56,792 --> 01:03:57,876
啊，是的

1560
01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:58,876
所以大师

1561
01:03:58,876 --> 01:04:00,334
你认识我

1562
01:04:00,709 --> 01:04:01,417
无礼无礼

1563
01:04:01,751 --> 01:04:02,834
在佛陀面前

1564
01:04:02,834 --> 01:04:04,042
你必须鞠躬致敬

1565
01:04:05,792 --> 01:04:06,834
佛

1566
01:04:09,501 --> 01:04:10,001
呃

1567
01:04:10,042 --> 01:04:10,834
对不起

1568
01:04:11,209 --> 01:04:12,334
我们会出去一会儿

1569
01:04:13,292 --> 01:04:15,001
他刚才有说佛吗？

1570
01:04:15,001 --> 01:04:16,001
他们真的不

1571
01:04:16,001 --> 01:04:17,501
认识我们吗？

1572
01:04:18,542 --> 01:04:20,001
做了某事

1573
01:04:21,584 --> 01:04:22,792
给我们走？

1574
01:04:23,209 --> 01:04:24,292
我们已经到达西方了

1575
01:04:24,584 --> 01:04:25,459
猜猜是这样

1576
01:04:25,459 --> 01:04:26,751
那真的是佛

1577
01:04:27,126 --> 01:04:28,209
我们之前没有认出他

1578
01:04:28,209 --> 01:04:29,459
这会有问题吗？

1579
01:04:32,917 --> 01:04:34,167
看起来我们很好

1580
01:04:34,167 --> 01:04:35,167
一切都很安静

1581
01:04:35,459 --> 01:04:36,501
那不可能

1582
01:04:36,501 --> 01:04:37,751
我们已经练习了半年了

1583
01:04:37,751 --> 01:04:39,126
我们没有太多的说法

1584
01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:40,001
这个怎么样？

1585
01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:40,751
我们立即行动

1586
01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:41,584
并把它们拿下来

1587
01:04:41,917 --> 01:04:43,417
那我们该怎么办呢？

1588
01:04:43,834 --> 01:04:45,001
去向他索要经文

1589
01:04:45,126 --> 01:04:46,334
然后我们离开这里

1590
01:04:46,542 --> 01:04:47,376
我

1591
01:04:47,917 --> 01:04:49,084
牵住你的马

1592
01:04:49,251 --> 01:04:50,167
我们可能不是

1593
01:04:50,167 --> 01:04:51,501
孙悟空现在的比赛

1594
01:04:51,501 --> 01:04:52,584
今天晚些时候我会吃掉孩子们

1595
01:04:52,584 --> 01:04:54,584
这时候我们就行动起来

1596
01:04:54,834 --> 01:04:55,917
这一刻

1597
01:04:55,917 --> 01:04:57,126
别搞砸了

1598
01:04:57,626 --> 01:04:58,834
大家一起保持

1599
01:04:59,167 --> 01:05:00,709
一切都归结为这一点

1600
01:05:08,626 --> 01:05:11,126
无知的我对伟大视而不见

1601
01:05:11,126 --> 01:05:12,126
唐僧与弟子

1602
01:05:12,126 --> 01:05:14,334
向您的圣尊问好

1603
01:05:19,626 --> 01:05:20,626
唐僧

1604
01:05:20,626 --> 01:05:21,584
据我估计

1605
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:23,126
你应该明天到达

1606
01:05:23,126 --> 01:05:24,751
你今天怎么来了？

1607
01:05:25,334 --> 01:05:26,584
阿弥陀佛

1608
01:05:26,876 --> 01:05:28,209
我们日夜兼程

1609
01:05:28,209 --> 01:05:29,542
急于取经

1610
01:05:29,542 --> 01:05:31,084
我们可能有点太快了

1611
01:05:31,334 --> 01:05:32,667
你一定旅途劳累了

1612
01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:34,584
去休息一会儿

1613
01:05:34,751 --> 01:05:35,959
不需要休息

1614
01:05:35,959 --> 01:05:37,542
我们急着回长安

1615
01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:39,626
我们现在可以收到经文吗？

1616
01:05:39,876 --> 01:05:42,126
不着急

1617
01:05:55,709 --> 01:05:56,709
嘿师父

1618
01:05:56,709 --> 01:05:57,459
看

1619
01:05:59,042 --> 01:05:59,876
取了经文后

1620
01:05:59,876 --> 01:06:01,209
尧也能成佛

1621
01:06:01,209 --> 01:06:01,876
佛

1622
01:06:01,876 --> 01:06:03,042
老实说

1623
01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:04,959
我弟子皆愿成佛

1624
01:06:04,959 --> 01:06:07,167
我们可以通过阅读经文来做到这一点吗？

1625
01:06:07,167 --> 01:06:08,251
当然

1626
01:06:08,251 --> 01:06:09,501
百读

1627
01:06:09,501 --> 01:06:10,876
而你是佛

1628
01:06:11,042 --> 01:06:12,876
请赐予我们佛经

1629
01:06:12,876 --> 01:06:13,751
提塔拉什特拉

1630
01:06:13,751 --> 01:06:14,876
维鲁达卡

1631
01:06:14,959 --> 01:06:15,542
这里

1632
01:06:15,751 --> 01:06:18,084
去后面准备经文

1633
01:06:18,459 --> 01:06:19,334
是的

1634
01:06:21,959 --> 01:06:22,709
我的国王

1635
01:06:23,001 --> 01:06:24,042
经文在哪里？

1636
01:06:24,042 --> 01:06:24,792
国王

1637
01:06:24,834 --> 01:06:25,334
不废话

1638
01:06:25,334 --> 01:06:26,417
去准备他们

1639
01:06:26,417 --> 01:06:27,334
哦

1640
01:06:29,042 --> 01:06:30,501
这两个

1641
01:06:30,501 --> 01:06:32,417
很调皮

1642
01:06:32,417 --> 01:06:35,167
啊哈哈哈

1643
01:06:35,167 --> 01:06:45,166
哈哈哈哈

1644
01:06:53,584 --> 01:06:54,209
哦

1645
01:06:54,334 --> 01:06:55,292
是的，讲吧

1646
01:06:56,126 --> 01:06:57,167
佛经有哪些种类

1647
01:06:57,167 --> 01:06:58,209
你给我们吗？

1648
01:07:02,334 --> 01:07:03,292
让我先听听

1649
01:07:03,292 --> 01:07:04,334
什么经文

1650
01:07:04,334 --> 01:07:06,376
你现在在东方念诵

1651
01:07:08,251 --> 01:07:09,042
什么经文？

1652
01:07:09,292 --> 01:07:09,959
快快快

1653
01:07:10,001 --> 01:07:10,792
大声说出来

1654
01:07:18,417 --> 01:07:20,501
你是东方最伟大的和尚

1655
01:07:20,501 --> 01:07:22,417
记不住经文的名字了？

1656
01:07:22,626 --> 01:07:23,667
我当然可以

1657
01:07:24,251 --> 01:07:25,126
它被称为

1658
01:07:28,626 --> 01:07:30,292
合法的经文

1659
01:07:30,542 --> 01:07:32,126
陛下可能没有听到

1660
01:07:32,126 --> 01:07:33,209
我们毕竟住得很远

1661
01:07:33,459 --> 01:07:34,084
无礼无礼

1662
01:07:34,459 --> 01:07:35,251
世界上所有的经典

1663
01:07:35,251 --> 01:07:37,334
没有什么是佛不知道的

1664
01:07:39,501 --> 01:07:41,917
久闻此八经

1665
01:07:41,917 --> 01:07:44,542
据说写得很漂亮

1666
01:07:44,542 --> 01:07:45,292
你几乎无法听不到他们的声音

1667
01:07:45,292 --> 01:07:46,709
我不相信我们能做到这一点

1668
01:07:47,709 --> 01:07:48,876
我想听唐僧的歌

1669
01:07:48,876 --> 01:07:50,251
念诵这些经文

1670
01:07:50,459 --> 01:07:51,376
我们可以吗？

1671
01:07:54,376 --> 01:07:56,042
我的主人感觉身体不太舒服

1672
01:07:56,042 --> 01:07:57,167
喉咙痛

1673
01:07:57,167 --> 01:07:58,459
佛陀欲听诵经

1674
01:07:58,459 --> 01:07:59,792
而你还在找借口？

1675
01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:10,876
天书

1676
01:08:10,876 --> 01:08:12,584
多来米发

1677
01:08:12,584 --> 01:08:14,417
她捡贝壳

1678
01:08:14,417 --> 01:08:16,209
彼得·派珀 (Peter Piper) 啄了一下

1679
01:08:16,542 --> 01:08:17,501
请允许我解释一下

1680
01:08:17,501 --> 01:08:19,542
我的师父发明了这种独特的念诵方式

1681
01:08:19,542 --> 01:08:21,167
使用东方语言

1682
01:08:21,167 --> 01:08:22,251
伟大的声音不需要说出来

1683
01:08:22,251 --> 01:08:23,792
仿佛是婴儿的呢喃声

1684
01:08:23,792 --> 01:08:25,251
中午夏天昆虫的嗡嗡声

1685
01:08:25,251 --> 01:08:26,209
花瓣落下的声音

1686
01:08:26,209 --> 01:08:27,626
枯萎并掉落在地上

1687
01:08:27,626 --> 01:08:29,709
同时传来帝王的怒吼

1688
01:08:29,709 --> 01:08:31,167
还有平民的低语

1689
01:08:31,167 --> 01:08:32,167
有时向前背诵

1690
01:08:32,167 --> 01:08:33,209
有时倒背诵

1691
01:08:33,209 --> 01:08:34,209
就像我们头顶的星空

1692
01:08:34,209 --> 01:08:35,376
喊出自己的决心

1693
01:08:35,376 --> 01:08:37,001
努力扭转圣经的合法性

1694
01:08:37,001 --> 01:08:38,876
进入一场巧妙的表演

1695
01:08:38,876 --> 01:08:40,376
现实与幻想的模糊

1696
01:08:40,376 --> 01:08:41,501
亲爱的佛陀你说什么

1697
01:08:41,501 --> 01:08:43,001
关于这次表演？

1698
01:08:46,292 --> 01:08:47,376
唐僧的诵经

1699
01:08:47,376 --> 01:08:48,459
有一个明确的基调

1700
01:08:48,459 --> 01:08:49,501
平衡的男中音

1701
01:08:49,501 --> 01:08:50,626
和丰富的低音

1702
01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:51,584
闭上我的眼睛

1703
01:08:51,584 --> 01:08:53,167
我看到了不可否认的美丽

1704
01:08:53,167 --> 01:08:54,042
唐东土

1705
01:08:54,042 --> 01:08:55,584
它的山川秀丽

1706
01:08:55,584 --> 01:08:58,251
我看到了一个繁荣昌盛的国家

1707
01:08:58,251 --> 01:09:00,542
和一个内容丰富的人

1708
01:09:00,542 --> 01:09:01,917
只有真正的大师才能念诵

1709
01:09:01,917 --> 01:09:02,792
正统八经

1710
01:09:02,792 --> 01:09:04,376
以如此戏剧性的方式

1711
01:09:04,376 --> 01:09:05,459
如此充满热情

1712
01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:07,001
真正最伟大的和尚

1713
01:09:07,251 --> 01:09:08,959
有史以来的

1714
01:09:10,209 --> 01:09:10,834
好吧

1715
01:09:11,209 --> 01:09:12,417
现在已经是中午了

1716
01:09:12,417 --> 01:09:13,917
先吃点寺庙里的食物

1717
01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:14,834
休息一下

1718
01:09:14,834 --> 01:09:15,959
无需担心

1719
01:09:15,959 --> 01:09:17,334
我们可以在这里等

1720
01:09:17,376 --> 01:09:18,667
大家一定很累了

1721
01:09:18,917 --> 01:09:19,626
没关系

1722
01:09:19,626 --> 01:09:20,667
我们不累

1723
01:09:20,792 --> 01:09:22,126
为什么你们都这么固执？

1724
01:09:22,126 --> 01:09:24,126
我们已经为您准备好了美食和美酒

1725
01:09:24,126 --> 01:09:25,334
走之前连一口都没有吃吗？

1726
01:09:26,042 --> 01:09:27,209
有酒

1727
01:09:27,292 --> 01:09:28,251
太棒了

1728
01:09:28,251 --> 01:09:29,417
我已经好久没有喝过一口了

1729
01:09:29,501 --> 01:09:31,084
这更像是

1730
01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:32,709
我可以说句话吗？

1731
01:09:36,167 --> 01:09:36,917
僧侣

1732
01:09:37,251 --> 01:09:38,167
一定不能喝酒

1733
01:09:46,251 --> 01:09:47,417
你是谁？

1734
01:09:48,126 --> 01:09:49,292
你是谁？

1735
01:09:49,667 --> 01:09:50,251
装够了

1736
01:09:50,709 --> 01:09:51,542
下属

1737
01:09:51,542 --> 01:09:53,084
展现你自己

1738
01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:01,376
这就是你的“金杖”？

1739
01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:10,709
看起来像挠背

1740
01:10:10,709 --> 01:10:11,876
你在开玩笑吗？

1741
01:10:11,876 --> 01:10:12,251
我的国王

1742
01:10:12,251 --> 01:10:12,834
看

1743
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:14,501
一只肮脏的蟾蜍

1744
01:10:15,292 --> 01:10:17,126
那是一个错觉

1745
01:10:17,126 --> 01:10:18,501
更像是错觉

1746
01:10:18,501 --> 01:10:20,376
你们这群冒名顶替者

1747
01:10:25,709 --> 01:10:27,667
你怎么敢侮辱我们寻求经文的人？

1748
01:10:27,667 --> 01:10:30,042
我会向真正的佛陀亲自报告你

1749
01:10:30,042 --> 01:10:31,251
你就没有羞耻心吗？

1750
01:10:31,251 --> 01:10:31,959
我们看穿了你的掩护

1751
01:10:31,959 --> 01:10:34,334
为什么我们要让他们活着我的国王？

1752
01:10:38,834 --> 01:10:40,459
这些瑶族太厉害了

1753
01:10:40,751 --> 01:10:42,417
与我们之前遇到的情况完全不同

1754
01:10:43,042 --> 01:10:44,251
悟空现在没有员工了

1755
01:10:44,251 --> 01:10:45,042
我们该怎么办？

1756
01:10:45,417 --> 01:10:45,959
别担心

1757
01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:47,959
我们在前面的村子里再找一个吧

1758
01:10:51,584 --> 01:10:52,792
我们会找到办法

1759
01:10:56,917 --> 01:10:57,626
你是吗

1760
01:10:58,417 --> 01:11:00,001
唐僧和他的弟子们？

1761
01:11:02,501 --> 01:11:03,042
儿童

1762
01:11:03,042 --> 01:11:03,876
出来吧

1763
01:11:04,167 --> 01:11:05,417
孙悟空来了

1764
01:11:06,376 --> 01:11:07,084
长老们

1765
01:11:07,167 --> 01:11:07,751
几天前

1766
01:11:07,751 --> 01:11:08,667
我父亲用鸽子传话

1767
01:11:08,667 --> 01:11:09,751
告诉我们你要来

1768
01:11:10,042 --> 01:11:11,876
全村人日日夜夜地等待着

1769
01:11:11,876 --> 01:11:13,251
你终于来了

1770
01:11:13,251 --> 01:11:14,376
你的父亲

1771
01:11:14,959 --> 01:11:16,292
北张村长

1772
01:11:17,792 --> 01:11:19,042
这就是山坡村

1773
01:11:19,667 --> 01:11:20,209
右

1774
01:11:20,417 --> 01:11:22,251
你父亲说孩子们被姚斯带走了

1775
01:11:22,709 --> 01:11:23,542
他们不都在这里吗？

1776
01:11:23,542 --> 01:11:25,417
五个孩子已被带走

1777
01:11:25,917 --> 01:11:26,876
我们不知道该怎么办

1778
01:11:26,876 --> 01:11:28,709
所以我们把剩下的孩子藏了起来

1779
01:11:29,209 --> 01:11:31,042
我们很早就听说过你的力量

1780
01:11:31,042 --> 01:11:32,167
请各位大师慈悲

1781
01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:33,376
拯救我们的孩子

1782
01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:37,542
不需要跪着

1783
01:11:37,709 --> 01:11:38,459
别担心

1784
01:11:38,459 --> 01:11:39,584
我答应过村长的

1785
01:11:39,584 --> 01:11:42,001
我们会把孩子们平安带回来

1786
01:11:42,459 --> 01:11:43,917
哦，保佑尊敬的师父们

1787
01:11:43,917 --> 01:11:44,667
我们的救星

1788
01:11:44,667 --> 01:11:45,292
告诉我们

1789
01:11:45,542 --> 01:11:46,417
瑶族在哪里？

1790
01:11:47,792 --> 01:11:48,792
山的后面

1791
01:11:48,792 --> 01:11:50,042
小雷霆神殿内

1792
01:11:54,584 --> 01:11:55,542
我告诉过你

1793
01:11:55,751 --> 01:11:57,876
必须有更多的孩子

1794
01:11:58,417 --> 01:11:59,709
他们在这里

1795
01:12:00,334 --> 01:12:01,251
抓住他们

1796
01:12:09,417 --> 01:12:10,417
奔跑吧莫莉

1797
01:12:20,042 --> 01:12:20,917
大师

1798
01:12:21,251 --> 01:12:21,959
姚

1799
01:12:22,292 --> 01:12:23,709
你不能碰她的一根头发

1800
01:12:23,709 --> 01:12:24,667
别挡我的路

1801
01:12:28,834 --> 01:12:30,042
没有远离

1802
01:12:30,542 --> 01:12:32,751
山崩海啸

1803
01:12:37,792 --> 01:12:38,542
大圣

1804
01:12:42,876 --> 01:12:43,917
那还不错

1805
01:12:44,584 --> 01:12:46,376
啊

1806
01:12:48,501 --> 01:12:49,042
悟空

1807
01:12:49,376 --> 01:12:50,251
沙和尚

1808
01:12:52,042 --> 01:12:52,834
报到值班

1809
01:12:53,042 --> 01:12:54,751
这次我们抓到了五个孩子

1810
01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:56,959
再加上我们之前抓到的五个

1811
01:12:57,042 --> 01:12:58,084
我们一共有十个

1812
01:12:58,292 --> 01:12:59,042
这样就可以了

1813
01:13:02,542 --> 01:13:03,417
大师

1814
01:13:05,292 --> 01:13:06,501
你上演了一场精彩的表演

1815
01:13:06,501 --> 01:13:07,251
来吧

1816
01:13:07,251 --> 01:13:08,292
你和我们一起回来

1817
01:13:08,292 --> 01:13:09,626
国王想见你

1818
01:13:10,834 --> 01:13:12,042
你

1819
01:13:12,042 --> 01:13:13,834
正在一起工作

1820
01:13:14,584 --> 01:13:15,209
否

1821
01:13:15,459 --> 01:13:17,251
我们是寻求经文的人

1822
01:13:18,542 --> 01:13:19,542
圣经寻求者

1823
01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:25,209
有了那些可悲的技能

1824
01:13:25,209 --> 01:13:26,459
你认为你能完成旅程吗？

1825
01:13:26,792 --> 01:13:28,001
别踩他，老大

1826
01:13:28,001 --> 01:13:29,917
请饶了他

1827
01:13:30,167 --> 01:13:31,626
告诉这些人

1828
01:13:31,667 --> 01:13:32,667
你到底是谁

1829
01:13:32,667 --> 01:13:34,501
我们冒充唐僧

1830
01:13:34,709 --> 01:13:36,542
我们冒充唐僧

1831
01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:43,876
现在你知道你是什么了吗？

1832
01:13:46,542 --> 01:13:47,751
大家好好看看

1833
01:13:47,751 --> 01:13:49,834
这些只是杂种狗和流浪狗

1834
01:13:50,042 --> 01:13:51,459
告诉你的朋友和亲戚

1835
01:13:51,459 --> 01:13:52,626
远近的邻居

1836
01:13:52,626 --> 01:13:56,042
如果你再看到这四种假货

1837
01:13:56,042 --> 01:13:57,709
把它们打成浆

1838
01:13:57,876 --> 01:13:58,626
你

1839
01:13:58,709 --> 01:13:59,959
把他们跟我一起拖回来

1840
01:14:01,126 --> 01:14:02,876
我的孩子们

1841
01:14:28,376 --> 01:14:30,167
我不是故意说谎的

1842
01:14:30,167 --> 01:14:31,334
你父亲确实要我帮忙

1843
01:14:31,334 --> 01:14:33,251
骗子

1844
01:14:33,834 --> 01:14:35,584
你还在假装

1845
01:14:36,042 --> 01:14:37,292
继续表演吧

1846
01:14:37,292 --> 01:14:38,417
为你感到羞耻

1847
01:15:01,042 --> 01:15:02,834
算自己幸运

1848
01:15:03,126 --> 01:15:05,376
那四大天卫无法行动

1849
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,334
国王喜欢你的表演

1850
01:15:07,334 --> 01:15:09,042
他让你继续担任四大守护者

1851
01:15:10,584 --> 01:15:11,917
服装在后面

1852
01:15:12,251 --> 01:15:13,626
去换衣服开始排练

1853
01:15:13,709 --> 01:15:14,709
否

1854
01:15:16,167 --> 01:15:16,876
我想要

1855
01:15:16,876 --> 01:15:17,584
去取经文

1856
01:15:17,792 --> 01:15:19,334
你没有得到什么？

1857
01:15:19,334 --> 01:15:21,417
现在所有的村民都知道我们是假货了

1858
01:15:21,542 --> 01:15:22,709
这个消息将会像野火一样传开

1859
01:15:22,876 --> 01:15:24,376
我们该如何继续？

1860
01:15:24,376 --> 01:15:26,584
你们从一开始就没有机会

1861
01:15:30,334 --> 01:15:31,876
你知道为什么吗？

1862
01:15:35,001 --> 01:15:36,251
佛陀与孙悟空

1863
01:15:36,251 --> 01:15:37,959
他们走了很远的路

1864
01:15:39,501 --> 01:15:40,876
孙悟空在天界大肆破坏

1865
01:15:40,876 --> 01:15:41,959
五百年前

1866
01:15:41,959 --> 01:15:43,251
就在那时，他遇见了佛陀。

1867
01:15:44,126 --> 01:15:45,167
猪八戒与沙和尚

1868
01:15:45,167 --> 01:15:46,667
都是神的转世

1869
01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:48,459
唐僧是金蝉

1870
01:15:48,459 --> 01:15:49,792
皇帝的亲密朋友

1871
01:15:50,209 --> 01:15:52,251
你认为有人是经文寻求者吗？

1872
01:15:52,459 --> 01:15:53,917
就像你们四个无名小卒一样？

1873
01:15:54,376 --> 01:15:55,709
你最好留在这里

1874
01:15:55,709 --> 01:15:56,959
修复你的大脑

1875
01:15:56,959 --> 01:15:58,459
与国王同在

1876
01:15:58,459 --> 01:15:59,542
这就是你最好的投篮

1877
01:16:00,001 --> 01:16:00,709
我

1878
01:16:00,709 --> 01:16:03,042
我不会参与你的邪恶计划

1879
01:16:03,042 --> 01:16:04,167
忘恩负义的傻瓜

1880
01:16:04,459 --> 01:16:05,876
你知道有多少姚明想要在这里工作吗？

1881
01:16:05,876 --> 01:16:06,834
又找不到路进去？

1882
01:16:06,834 --> 01:16:08,042
除了狮驼岭

1883
01:16:08,042 --> 01:16:09,626
无人敢比
小雷霆神殿

1884
01:16:10,126 --> 01:16:11,626
就连百年老姚

1885
01:16:11,626 --> 01:16:13,209
很乐意擦洗盆子

1886
01:16:13,209 --> 01:16:15,042
只是为了在这里工作

1887
01:16:15,042 --> 01:16:16,709
在这里你很挑剔

1888
01:16:17,042 --> 01:16:18,417
去换衣服开始排练

1889
01:16:18,417 --> 01:16:20,001
国王一会儿就会过来看看

1890
01:16:26,251 --> 01:16:27,459
如果我说实话

1891
01:16:27,876 --> 01:16:29,751
这比国王洞好多了

1892
01:16:30,042 --> 01:16:30,751
哇

1893
01:16:31,001 --> 01:16:32,251
孩子们呢？

1894
01:16:45,209 --> 01:16:46,334
大圣

1895
01:16:47,042 --> 01:16:50,042
你必须帮助我

1896
01:16:50,709 --> 01:16:52,751
有四个瑶冒充你

1897
01:16:52,751 --> 01:16:54,417
他们甚至抓到了我的兄弟

1898
01:16:55,126 --> 01:16:56,376
您是怎么找到我们的？

1899
01:16:56,376 --> 01:16:57,834
我向西打听

1900
01:16:57,834 --> 01:17:00,292
然后我在寺庙外面看到了你的马

1901
01:17:00,292 --> 01:17:02,126
所以我知道你必须在这里

1902
01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:03,417
请大贤者

1903
01:17:03,417 --> 01:17:05,959
帮我为兄弟报仇

1904
01:17:06,626 --> 01:17:07,876
我们是假货

1905
01:17:08,042 --> 01:17:09,834
这四个才是真货

1906
01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:12,251
你在开玩笑吧

1907
01:17:12,709 --> 01:17:13,292
真的

1908
01:17:13,709 --> 01:17:14,792
我们是假货

1909
01:17:15,042 --> 01:17:16,084
这怎么可能？

1910
01:17:16,251 --> 01:17:18,292
你们四位大师一脸正气

1911
01:17:18,292 --> 01:17:19,251
你的眼里有光

1912
01:17:19,251 --> 01:17:21,334
这四个看起来很粗略的赝品

1913
01:17:21,334 --> 01:17:23,667
不能指望与你相比

1914
01:17:24,042 --> 01:17:24,959
睁开你那双小狗般的眼睛

1915
01:17:24,959 --> 01:17:26,042
好好看看

1916
01:17:26,042 --> 01:17:28,001
我是一头丑陋的野猪

1917
01:17:28,001 --> 01:17:29,001
他不是唐僧

1918
01:17:29,001 --> 01:17:29,876
他是一只蟾蜍

1919
01:17:29,876 --> 01:17:31,917
除了抱怨谁什么也没做

1920
01:17:31,917 --> 01:17:32,584
看看他

1921
01:17:32,792 --> 01:17:34,626
甚至连猿猴毛皮制成的胡须

1922
01:17:34,626 --> 01:17:35,459
假货

1923
01:17:36,376 --> 01:17:37,792
幻觉

1924
01:17:37,792 --> 01:17:38,501
现在看看他

1925
01:17:38,501 --> 01:17:39,459
害羞又胆怯

1926
01:17:39,459 --> 01:17:40,209
一直结结巴巴

1927
01:17:40,209 --> 01:17:40,751
一直以来

1928
01:17:40,751 --> 01:17:42,042
他甚至不能说

1929
01:17:42,042 --> 01:17:43,084
《美猴王》

1930
01:17:43,917 --> 01:17:46,001
我不买

1931
01:17:46,292 --> 01:17:47,626
你又想愚弄我了

1932
01:17:47,959 --> 01:17:49,126
但他们会吃孩子

1933
01:17:49,334 --> 01:17:50,917
如果我们只是坐在这里观看

1934
01:17:51,292 --> 01:17:52,751
我们真的是寻求经文的人吗？

1935
01:17:52,834 --> 01:17:53,876
看？

1936
01:17:53,959 --> 01:17:55,292
你不是一个寻求经文的人

1937
01:17:55,292 --> 01:17:56,501
你是瑶族

1938
01:17:56,501 --> 01:17:58,292
那些孩子跟你有什么关系？

1939
01:17:58,292 --> 01:17:59,167
瑶族吃人

1940
01:17:59,167 --> 01:18:00,042
一直都是这样

1941
01:18:00,042 --> 01:18:01,626
我们还是应该努力拯救孩子

1942
01:18:01,626 --> 01:18:02,709
稍后我会问国王

1943
01:18:02,959 --> 01:18:04,001
也许有一个镜头

1944
01:18:04,167 --> 01:18:05,251
继续假装

1945
01:18:05,251 --> 01:18:06,542
我几乎相信你了

1946
01:18:06,792 --> 01:18:07,251
我的国王

1947
01:18:07,501 --> 01:18:08,292
我把这四个放在这里

1948
01:18:08,292 --> 01:18:09,709
这样他们就可以自己练习

1949
01:18:10,876 --> 01:18:11,417
看看

1950
01:18:13,709 --> 01:18:14,626
你怎么还没变？

1951
01:18:15,209 --> 01:18:16,917
唐僧明天就到了

1952
01:18:16,959 --> 01:18:17,959
如果出了什么问题

1953
01:18:17,959 --> 01:18:19,501
你知道会发生什么吗？

1954
01:18:21,751 --> 01:18:22,501
你是谁？

1955
01:18:24,042 --> 01:18:25,126
我现在明白了

1956
01:18:25,459 --> 01:18:27,209
你也想抓住那四个人

1957
01:18:27,792 --> 01:18:28,792
我的国王

1958
01:18:28,959 --> 01:18:30,542
这位姚跟着我们到这里来了

1959
01:18:30,751 --> 01:18:32,376
他总是扰乱我们的排练

1960
01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:34,876
难怪你们假装不动

1961
01:18:36,042 --> 01:18:36,709
我明白了

1962
01:18:38,376 --> 01:18:40,417
我明白了

1963
01:18:40,959 --> 01:18:41,376
嘿嘿

1964
01:18:42,251 --> 01:18:43,042
那个眉毛是黄色的

1965
01:18:43,417 --> 01:18:45,251
我们一起去抓那四个人吧

1966
01:18:48,001 --> 01:18:48,834
来吧

1967
01:18:48,917 --> 01:18:49,792
跟我来

1968
01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:51,792
让我们一起准备吧

1969
01:18:51,792 --> 01:18:52,334
哦

1970
01:18:52,334 --> 01:18:53,209
好的

1971
01:18:55,709 --> 01:18:56,917
你骗不了我

1972
01:18:58,584 --> 01:19:00,417
你们才是真正的经文寻求者

1973
01:19:02,626 --> 01:19:03,584
当我们抓住他们时

1974
01:19:03,584 --> 01:19:06,376
让我亲自干掉那只假猴子

1975
01:19:06,376 --> 01:19:07,876
为我的兄弟报仇

1976
01:19:08,959 --> 01:19:09,459
我的国王

1977
01:19:14,584 --> 01:19:15,251
我的国王

1978
01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:16,876
如果我们答应扮演四大守护者

1979
01:19:16,876 --> 01:19:18,084
你能让孩子们走吗？

1980
01:19:18,709 --> 01:19:20,167
与国王讨价还价

1981
01:19:20,167 --> 01:19:21,042
你想死吗？

1982
01:19:31,167 --> 01:19:32,084
你们很多

1983
01:19:33,167 --> 01:19:34,959
想吃唐僧的肉吗？

1984
01:19:38,959 --> 01:19:40,167
我们值得吗？

1985
01:19:40,167 --> 01:19:41,292
四大守护者

1986
01:19:41,292 --> 01:19:43,459
至少应该得到一对肾脏

1987
01:19:44,126 --> 01:19:46,751
这绝对比国王洞好

1988
01:19:47,334 --> 01:19:48,834
我要给孩子们吃东西

1989
01:19:48,834 --> 01:19:49,917
增强我的力量

1990
01:19:49,917 --> 01:19:51,459
只有这样我才能打败孙悟空

1991
01:19:51,459 --> 01:19:53,542
这就是你得到一块和尚肉的方法

1992
01:19:54,292 --> 01:19:55,251
现在

1993
01:19:55,667 --> 01:19:57,459
你明白吗？

1994
01:19:59,542 --> 01:20:00,626
去换衣服吧

1995
01:20:01,042 --> 01:20:01,626
嗯

1996
01:20:01,709 --> 01:20:03,251
你还在等什么？

1997
01:20:03,626 --> 01:20:05,167
如果你不做，我会做

1998
01:20:16,542 --> 01:20:17,292
抱歉

1999
01:20:18,209 --> 01:20:18,584
当

2000
01:20:19,167 --> 01:20:20,751
当你来到我身边时

2001
01:20:20,792 --> 01:20:21,251
你

2002
01:20:21,334 --> 01:20:22,501
你没有告诉我这件事

2003
01:20:23,751 --> 01:20:25,667
我一直想要唐僧的肉

2004
01:20:25,876 --> 01:20:26,792
现在我们有了

2005
01:20:27,167 --> 01:20:28,334
你还想要什么？

2006
01:20:29,209 --> 01:20:30,959
我有父母、兄弟姐妹

2007
01:20:31,542 --> 01:20:32,917
如果他们能吃点和尚肉的话

2008
01:20:33,126 --> 01:20:34,209
为此我不肯付出什么？

2009
01:20:46,042 --> 01:20:46,876
嗯国王

2010
01:20:46,917 --> 01:20:48,292
这件衣服有点太大了

2011
01:20:48,751 --> 01:20:50,001
戴上面具

2012
01:20:51,376 --> 01:20:52,251
来这里

2013
01:21:08,334 --> 01:21:10,417
我的国王，你真的是无所不能

2014
01:21:15,376 --> 01:21:16,417
嗯嗯

2015
01:21:16,459 --> 01:21:17,626
毕竟专业

2016
01:21:32,709 --> 01:21:33,917
你怎么还没变？

2017
01:21:38,042 --> 01:21:38,959
你还在等什么？

2018
01:21:39,126 --> 01:21:40,167
换上服装

2019
01:21:42,876 --> 01:21:43,667
快点

2020
01:21:43,667 --> 01:21:44,584
别再这么固执了

2021
01:21:53,626 --> 01:21:55,542
你不想要那块和尚肉吗？

2022
01:21:57,001 --> 01:21:59,251
姚明不可能拒绝

2023
01:22:01,042 --> 01:22:01,792
我

2024
01:22:01,792 --> 01:22:03,042
我不是瑶族

2025
01:22:04,667 --> 01:22:05,751
我是和尚

2026
01:22:06,334 --> 01:22:07,959
美猴王

2027
01:22:15,167 --> 01:22:16,042
我的国王

2028
01:22:16,292 --> 01:22:17,917
祭坛已经全部摆好

2029
01:22:17,917 --> 01:22:19,084
准备接受检查吧我的国王

2030
01:22:21,792 --> 01:22:22,751
豹船长

2031
01:22:22,751 --> 01:22:23,917
把他丢进地牢里

2032
01:22:23,917 --> 01:22:25,001
带他参观酷刑室

2033
01:22:25,001 --> 01:22:26,209
看看他是否清醒过来

2034
01:22:26,209 --> 01:22:26,834
是的国王

2035
01:22:28,501 --> 01:22:29,334
带他走

2036
01:22:31,251 --> 01:22:31,792
豹船长

2037
01:22:31,792 --> 01:22:33,292
继续排练

2038
01:22:33,292 --> 01:22:36,334
或者任何人都没有和尚肉

2039
01:22:42,959 --> 01:22:44,251
那是一只顽固的猿猴

2040
01:22:44,417 --> 01:22:45,834
让他冷静一下

2041
01:22:46,042 --> 01:22:47,084
然后我就去跟他谈谈

2042
01:22:47,376 --> 01:22:47,834
让我们三个

2043
01:22:47,834 --> 01:22:49,292
趁我们还可以的时候开始练习

2044
01:22:49,792 --> 01:22:50,709
二哥

2045
01:22:51,917 --> 01:22:52,709
我

2046
01:22:54,167 --> 01:22:55,376
你现在已经不是沙和尚了

2047
01:22:55,834 --> 01:22:56,917
你可以说话

2048
01:22:59,126 --> 01:23:00,001
你在做什么？

2049
01:23:03,959 --> 01:23:05,459
我想回去

2050
01:23:06,042 --> 01:23:06,917
回哪里去？

2051
01:23:07,209 --> 01:23:08,126
前往郎朗山

2052
01:23:08,542 --> 01:23:10,001
你不是来吃和尚肉的吗？

2053
01:23:10,459 --> 01:23:12,417
我从来没有说过我想要和尚肉

2054
01:23:12,876 --> 01:23:14,334
当我和你们出去的时候

2055
01:23:14,334 --> 01:23:15,334
你说取经

2056
01:23:15,334 --> 01:23:16,459
能让我成为真正的神仙

2057
01:23:17,376 --> 01:23:18,376
吃唐僧肉

2058
01:23:18,376 --> 01:23:19,334
也让你不朽

2059
01:23:19,834 --> 01:23:20,834
去唐僧那里

2060
01:23:20,834 --> 01:23:22,584
他们会吃掉所有的孩子

2061
01:23:22,876 --> 01:23:23,917
感觉不对

2062
01:23:24,501 --> 01:23:26,292
这个世界上没有对与错

2063
01:23:26,292 --> 01:23:27,417
只做生存所需的事

2064
01:23:27,417 --> 01:23:28,626
站在谁更强大的一边

2065
01:23:28,626 --> 01:23:29,917
这就是这个世界的运作方式

2066
01:23:35,459 --> 01:23:36,459
你以前不是也曾伪装过自己的方式吗

2067
01:23:36,459 --> 01:23:37,542
也能得到食物和饮料吗？

2068
01:23:37,542 --> 01:23:38,626
高马怎么了？

2069
01:23:40,751 --> 01:23:42,584
如果没有你，我们该如何完成这件事？

2070
01:23:56,709 --> 01:23:57,584
坚持住

2071
01:24:00,126 --> 01:24:01,042
经过那些门后右转

2072
01:24:01,334 --> 01:24:02,667
从后面的侧门进去

2073
01:24:02,959 --> 01:24:03,876
那里没有警卫

2074
01:24:17,834 --> 01:24:19,084
那么就这样了

2075
01:24:19,584 --> 01:24:20,876
你为什么让他走？

2076
01:24:21,417 --> 01:24:22,751
你自己也有怀疑吗？

2077
01:24:24,501 --> 01:24:25,376
别再犹豫了

2078
01:24:25,667 --> 01:24:26,834
已经烧掉我们的行李了

2079
01:24:26,834 --> 01:24:28,042
不要沉迷于过去

2080
01:24:28,542 --> 01:24:30,084
我就拿一些姚来代替黄鼠狼

2081
01:24:30,626 --> 01:24:31,376
你也该快点

2082
01:24:34,042 --> 01:24:34,876
我的国王

2083
01:24:34,876 --> 01:24:36,792
那只猿猴还是不肯服从

2084
01:24:36,792 --> 01:24:38,001
我们对他做什么？

2085
01:24:38,001 --> 01:24:40,376
今天圣殿没有发生流血事件

2086
01:24:40,376 --> 01:24:41,876
带他去后山

2087
01:24:41,876 --> 01:24:42,376
是的，先生

2088
01:25:42,251 --> 01:25:47,126
（尧斯征服者）

2089
01:25:59,751 --> 01:26:01,042
还是没有？

2090
01:26:03,376 --> 01:26:04,751
最后还有什么话要说吗？

2091
01:26:17,792 --> 01:26:19,417
我是

2092
01:26:19,417 --> 01:26:20,209
的

2093
01:26:20,209 --> 01:26:21,292
周一-

2094
01:26:21,292 --> 01:26:22,417
钥匙

2095
01:26:22,417 --> 01:26:26,376
国王

2096
01:26:37,042 --> 01:26:38,417
这个人完全疯了

2097
01:26:42,667 --> 01:26:43,292
前进

2098
01:26:49,417 --> 01:26:50,209
跳下来

2099
01:26:57,251 --> 01:26:59,001
我听到那响亮而清晰的声音

2100
01:26:59,001 --> 01:27:01,334
这次是你自己说的

2101
01:27:01,334 --> 01:27:02,667
你是美猴王

2102
01:27:03,334 --> 01:27:03,834
我不知道

2103
01:27:03,834 --> 01:27:05,667
你们正在表演什么样的行为

2104
01:27:05,667 --> 01:27:07,126
我真正不明白的是

2105
01:27:07,126 --> 01:27:09,626
为什么你们都想让我死

2106
01:27:15,751 --> 01:27:16,584
至少我是二把手

2107
01:27:16,584 --> 01:27:18,001
回到狗窝

2108
01:27:19,917 --> 01:27:21,209
没人管你

2109
01:27:21,209 --> 01:27:22,417
小菜一碟

2110
01:27:28,959 --> 01:27:30,167
然后试试这个

2111
01:27:31,417 --> 01:27:32,917
无敌推土机

2112
01:27:44,501 --> 01:27:45,751
这次他死了吗？

2113
01:27:48,042 --> 01:27:49,042
应该是

2114
01:27:54,042 --> 01:27:54,917
无敌推土机

2115
01:28:05,917 --> 01:28:07,251
哈哈哈

2116
01:28:07,251 --> 01:28:08,876
他的头比你的硬得多

2117
01:28:08,876 --> 01:28:09,834
更难

2118
01:28:16,167 --> 01:28:16,834
手表

2119
01:28:17,334 --> 01:28:17,959
什么

2120
01:28:19,042 --> 01:28:19,542
手表

2121
01:28:22,292 --> 01:28:22,959
出

2122
01:28:23,792 --> 01:28:25,917
让我走

2123
01:28:26,834 --> 01:28:28,126
让他走

2124
01:28:40,001 --> 01:28:41,542
试图偷偷靠近我

2125
01:28:41,542 --> 01:28:42,751
和那块小石头？

2126
01:28:45,251 --> 01:28:46,251
这个怎么样？

2127
01:29:02,001 --> 01:29:03,084
我们现在做什么？

2128
01:29:04,251 --> 01:29:04,709
可以

2129
01:29:05,126 --> 01:29:06,459
我们还能去取经文吗？

2130
01:29:06,834 --> 01:29:08,042
别再问这个了

2131
01:29:08,209 --> 01:29:09,334
这是一个死胡同

2132
01:29:10,001 --> 01:29:10,626
否

2133
01:29:11,542 --> 01:29:12,626
我们要去取经文

2134
01:29:15,626 --> 01:29:17,292
不是说佛认识孙悟空吗？

2135
01:29:17,792 --> 01:29:18,459
那我们该怎么做呢？

2136
01:29:19,626 --> 01:29:21,167
这次我们不再假装是他们

2137
01:29:21,167 --> 01:29:22,042
我们按照自己的方式去

2138
01:29:25,709 --> 01:29:27,501
为什么他们能取到经文

2139
01:29:29,584 --> 01:29:30,876
但不是我们？

2140
01:29:36,584 --> 01:29:38,959
满月升起，时间临近

2141
01:29:39,251 --> 01:29:40,917
无辜儿童的奉献

2142
01:29:41,292 --> 01:29:44,251
如果国王愿意沐浴更衣

2143
01:29:45,334 --> 01:29:46,959
黄眉要吃掉孩子们

2144
01:29:47,334 --> 01:29:47,959
我们该怎么办？

2145
01:29:48,876 --> 01:29:50,001
如果我们让所有这些孩子都死去

2146
01:29:50,334 --> 01:29:51,542
取经有什么用？

2147
01:29:53,001 --> 01:29:54,084
孩子们被关在哪里？

2148
01:29:54,167 --> 01:29:54,584
我

2149
01:29:54,584 --> 01:29:55,334
我知道

2150
01:29:55,584 --> 01:29:56,584
它们被保留在粪便中

2151
01:29:56,959 --> 01:29:58,001
在我所在的地牢里

2152
01:29:58,042 --> 01:29:59,542
那个地方布满了守卫

2153
01:29:59,876 --> 01:30:00,501
我们如何拯救他们？

2154
01:30:01,792 --> 01:30:03,584
你以前用他的头发当你的胡子

2155
01:30:03,834 --> 01:30:04,334
是啊

2156
01:30:04,792 --> 01:30:06,209
这次他借了你的一些

2157
01:30:07,626 --> 01:30:08,917
眉毛还竖起来吗？

2158
01:30:09,501 --> 01:30:10,209
是啊

2159
01:30:10,417 --> 01:30:12,751
为什么猿在上面？

2160
01:30:12,751 --> 01:30:14,042
他认识路

2161
01:30:14,042 --> 01:30:16,751
那我为什么会在最底层呢？

2162
01:30:16,751 --> 01:30:18,876
你是最坚强的

2163
01:30:19,167 --> 01:30:20,042
右转

2164
01:30:20,459 --> 01:30:21,334
手表

2165
01:30:23,209 --> 01:30:24,626
留意工作人员

2166
01:30:26,417 --> 01:30:26,667
斯塔-

2167
01:30:26,667 --> 01:30:27,626
楼梯

2168
01:30:41,959 --> 01:30:42,501
我的国王

2169
01:30:58,626 --> 01:30:59,667
时机已到

2170
01:30:59,667 --> 01:31:01,126
送给孩子们

2171
01:31:11,501 --> 01:31:12,126
我的国王

2172
01:31:12,667 --> 01:31:13,584
你还好吗？

2173
01:31:25,584 --> 01:31:26,626
打开

2174
01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:29,542
打开门

2175
01:31:38,376 --> 01:31:39,251
走走走

2176
01:31:41,292 --> 01:31:43,209
手臂举得更高

2177
01:31:44,376 --> 01:31:45,792
嘿，你的怎么了？

2178
01:31:45,792 --> 01:31:46,376
举不起来

2179
01:31:46,376 --> 01:31:46,917
真的吗？

2180
01:31:48,459 --> 01:31:49,376
我的国王

2181
01:31:51,334 --> 01:31:51,917
我的国王

2182
01:31:52,042 --> 01:31:53,126
我只是在排练他们

2183
01:31:53,126 --> 01:31:54,667
承诺明天一切都会完美

2184
01:31:55,417 --> 01:31:55,959
好吧

2185
01:31:56,251 --> 01:31:56,834
去

2186
01:31:57,584 --> 01:31:58,376
明白了

2187
01:32:15,126 --> 01:32:15,834
我的国王

2188
01:32:17,626 --> 01:32:19,126
我的国王，你本可以直接告诉我们

2189
01:32:19,584 --> 01:32:20,751
不需要你亲自来

2190
01:32:21,042 --> 01:32:22,542
我们将把它们送到祭坛上

2191
01:32:25,876 --> 01:32:26,417
我的国王

2192
01:32:29,042 --> 01:32:30,084
那边就是后院

2193
01:32:30,292 --> 01:32:31,292
祭坛就在前面

2194
01:32:35,167 --> 01:32:35,709
我的国王

2195
01:32:36,792 --> 01:32:37,251
你

2196
01:32:39,626 --> 01:32:40,084
我

2197
01:32:41,334 --> 01:32:41,834
我

2198
01:32:43,292 --> 01:32:43,876
我的国王

2199
01:32:44,501 --> 01:32:45,584
你为什么结巴？

2200
01:32:50,959 --> 01:32:51,792
无礼无礼

2201
01:32:51,917 --> 01:32:53,626
国王想去哪儿就去哪儿

2202
01:32:53,626 --> 01:32:55,584
他不需要你告诉他

2203
01:33:01,417 --> 01:33:02,876
去准备祭坛吧

2204
01:33:02,876 --> 01:33:04,042
别再跟着国王了

2205
01:33:05,876 --> 01:33:06,376
对吗？

2206
01:33:06,376 --> 01:33:07,042
我的国王

2207
01:33:13,292 --> 01:33:14,084
嗯嗯

2208
01:33:15,542 --> 01:33:16,334
是的

2209
01:33:21,626 --> 01:33:22,084
嘿嘿

2210
01:33:22,209 --> 01:33:23,001
那我呢？

2211
01:33:24,001 --> 01:33:25,084
回到你的位置

2212
01:33:25,501 --> 01:33:26,376
好吧

2213
01:33:32,209 --> 01:33:33,084
和我们一起来

2214
01:33:33,334 --> 01:33:34,709
我还想要那个和尚肉

2215
01:33:35,834 --> 01:33:36,917
到时候见

2216
01:33:51,042 --> 01:33:52,542
我们要带孩子去哪里？

2217
01:33:52,542 --> 01:33:53,334
越远越好

2218
01:33:53,792 --> 01:33:55,084
等明天孙悟空来

2219
01:33:58,626 --> 01:33:59,709
仆人

2220
01:34:00,501 --> 01:34:01,584
这里

2221
01:34:01,959 --> 01:34:02,876
参加我

2222
01:34:03,167 --> 01:34:04,126
是的，先生

2223
01:34:11,042 --> 01:34:11,709
我的国王

2224
01:34:11,959 --> 01:34:13,126
衣服没了

2225
01:34:18,251 --> 01:34:20,501
刚才你们不是都很强硬吗？

2226
01:34:20,501 --> 01:34:21,834
我们现在不说话是吗？

2227
01:34:24,959 --> 01:34:25,667
我的国王

2228
01:34:26,376 --> 01:34:27,876
孩子们在哪里？

2229
01:34:29,292 --> 01:34:30,876
不是你自己把他们带走的吗？

2230
01:34:32,001 --> 01:34:33,459
这些年来你一直陪着我

2231
01:34:33,459 --> 01:34:35,459
而且你连我的脸都认不出来了？

2232
01:34:45,542 --> 01:34:47,376
是谁

2233
01:34:48,376 --> 01:34:51,626
竟然敢破坏我的计划？

2234
01:35:11,334 --> 01:35:12,042
快点起床

2235
01:35:19,334 --> 01:35:20,001
带他走

2236
01:35:22,584 --> 01:35:23,667
快点

2237
01:35:24,251 --> 01:35:25,209
你们先走

2238
01:35:25,209 --> 01:35:26,001
你呢？

2239
01:35:26,626 --> 01:35:27,376
你忘记了吗？

2240
01:35:27,542 --> 01:35:28,709
我有我的绝招

2241
01:35:29,209 --> 01:35:30,001
你不是说

2242
01:35:30,001 --> 01:35:31,834
你一生只能使用一次吗？

2243
01:35:34,126 --> 01:35:35,209
这就是那一次

2244
01:35:43,501 --> 01:35:44,251
我们走吧

2245
01:36:44,042 --> 01:36:45,959
所以是你

2246
01:36:45,959 --> 01:36:47,709
可以采取简单的方法

2247
01:36:47,709 --> 01:36:49,334
把孩子们交给我们

2248
01:36:50,209 --> 01:36:52,001
你必须先通过我

2249
01:36:52,292 --> 01:36:54,251
哈哈哈

2250
01:36:54,251 --> 01:36:55,417
通过你

2251
01:36:55,709 --> 01:36:56,792
你要做什么？

2252
01:36:57,501 --> 01:36:58,209
参见

2253
01:36:58,584 --> 01:36:59,876
我有这个必杀技

2254
01:36:59,876 --> 01:37:01,542
我已经练习了很长时间了

2255
01:37:01,959 --> 01:37:02,626
但我猜

2256
01:37:02,626 --> 01:37:03,584
缘分有它

2257
01:37:04,459 --> 01:37:05,251
那个今天

2258
01:37:05,876 --> 01:37:07,542
你将是第一个看到它的人

2259
01:37:07,542 --> 01:37:08,501
终极一招

2260
01:37:09,417 --> 01:37:11,001
你可能有什么举动？

2261
01:37:11,001 --> 01:37:11,792
天与地转动

2262
01:37:11,792 --> 01:37:12,709
太阳和月亮燃烧

2263
01:37:12,709 --> 01:37:13,292
星星在一线闪耀

2264
01:37:13,292 --> 01:37:13,959
幻象交织

2265
01:37:13,959 --> 01:37:14,626
云和雨落下

2266
01:37:14,626 --> 01:37:15,917
心在呼唤

2267
01:37:27,751 --> 01:37:28,626
男孩

2268
01:37:28,626 --> 01:37:29,584
得到他

2269
01:37:56,167 --> 01:37:57,751
你的头脑很硬

2270
01:38:14,126 --> 01:38:14,917
只要你等

2271
01:38:15,334 --> 01:38:16,334
孙悟空一到这里

2272
01:38:16,334 --> 01:38:17,542
你完成了

2273
01:38:17,542 --> 01:38:18,376
连同你所做的一切恶事

2274
01:38:18,376 --> 01:38:20,126
你将被送入最深的地狱

2275
01:38:20,126 --> 01:38:21,959
我先让你看看地狱

2276
01:38:23,334 --> 01:38:24,126
我的国王

2277
01:38:24,126 --> 01:38:25,042
稍等一下

2278
01:38:26,542 --> 01:38:27,042
我的国王

2279
01:38:27,042 --> 01:38:28,292
我会替你照顾他

2280
01:38:28,459 --> 01:38:29,251
天与地转动

2281
01:38:29,251 --> 01:38:29,959
太阳和月亮燃烧

2282
01:38:29,959 --> 01:38:30,626
星星在一线闪耀

2283
01:38:30,626 --> 01:38:31,376
幻象交织

2284
01:38:31,376 --> 01:38:32,042
云和雨落下

2285
01:38:32,042 --> 01:38:33,334
心在呼唤

2286
01:38:51,376 --> 01:38:52,251
好吧

2287
01:38:53,626 --> 01:38:54,959
你能退后一点吗？

2288
01:38:56,459 --> 01:38:58,167
你怎么知道这是融合动作？

2289
01:38:58,501 --> 01:38:59,876
我从来没有告诉过你这个

2290
01:38:59,876 --> 01:39:01,459
还记得那次我在你那儿吗？

2291
01:39:01,459 --> 01:39:03,209
你爸爸喝醉了然后告诉我

2292
01:39:03,209 --> 01:39:04,834
你知道使用这个招式后

2293
01:39:04,834 --> 01:39:06,042
我们会回到动物形态吗？

2294
01:39:06,042 --> 01:39:06,709
我愿意

2295
01:39:06,709 --> 01:39:07,626
我能说什么？

2296
01:39:07,917 --> 01:39:09,209
我想成为不朽的

2297
01:39:09,209 --> 01:39:10,917
现在我将变得非常凡人

2298
01:39:10,917 --> 01:39:12,292
只是我的运气

2299
01:39:12,292 --> 01:39:13,709
你们两个忙完了吗？

2300
01:39:13,709 --> 01:39:14,876
所以你是来帮助我的

2301
01:39:14,876 --> 01:39:16,126
这不是很明显吗？

2302
01:39:16,126 --> 01:39:17,459
试着来惹我

2303
01:39:29,709 --> 01:39:31,501
这个不能碰

2304
01:39:34,292 --> 01:39:35,042
为什么我还要打扰？

2305
01:40:05,542 --> 01:40:06,126
我们走吧

2306
01:40:06,542 --> 01:40:07,709
我们的机会来了

2307
01:40:33,417 --> 01:40:35,292
你的终极举动并不那么伟大

2308
01:40:35,834 --> 01:40:37,834
现在我们完蛋了，但我们没有打败他

2309
01:40:38,334 --> 01:40:40,667
你又后悔自己的所作所为了吗？

2310
01:40:40,959 --> 01:40:42,209
我最大的遗憾

2311
01:40:43,042 --> 01:40:44,667
最初遇见你

2312
01:40:45,042 --> 01:40:47,042
你本可以过上美好的生活

2313
01:40:47,042 --> 01:40:48,417
拥有像你这样的力量

2314
01:40:49,209 --> 01:40:51,334
你们还想要什么？

2315
01:40:51,917 --> 01:40:54,376
如果这个动作没有时间限制

2316
01:40:54,376 --> 01:40:55,834
我会把你打倒的

2317
01:40:56,209 --> 01:40:56,792
右

2318
01:40:57,042 --> 01:40:59,292
对于一个失败者来说，有很多强硬的言论

2319
01:40:59,292 --> 01:41:00,042
幻象交织

2320
01:41:00,042 --> 01:41:00,834
云和雨落下

2321
01:41:00,834 --> 01:41:02,417
心在呼唤

2322
01:41:11,209 --> 01:41:12,626
你们两个是怎么知道这件事的？

2323
01:41:12,667 --> 01:41:13,459
知道什么吗？

2324
01:41:13,834 --> 01:41:14,584
融合之举

2325
01:41:15,417 --> 01:41:16,126
你爸爸告诉我们的

2326
01:41:16,584 --> 01:41:17,292
什么时候？

2327
01:41:17,876 --> 01:41:18,751
那天在你那里

2328
01:41:18,751 --> 01:41:20,334
你爸爸喝醉了然后告诉我

2329
01:41:22,376 --> 01:41:23,251
是的那个

2330
01:41:24,667 --> 01:41:25,917
哦爸爸

2331
01:41:26,167 --> 01:41:27,042
孩子们在哪里？

2332
01:41:27,251 --> 01:41:28,251
全部隐藏

2333
01:41:30,501 --> 01:41:31,834
藏在哪里？

2334
01:41:32,626 --> 01:41:33,292
我

2335
01:41:33,542 --> 01:41:34,167
不会

2336
01:41:36,126 --> 01:41:36,792
告诉

2337
01:41:37,459 --> 01:41:38,209
你

2338
01:41:38,584 --> 01:41:40,126
那你们就一起死吧

2339
01:41:42,584 --> 01:41:43,084
是啊

2340
01:41:43,584 --> 01:41:44,251
嘿嘿

2341
01:41:44,751 --> 01:41:45,751
这是我的脚

2342
01:41:45,917 --> 01:41:46,584
你为什么是

2343
01:41:46,751 --> 01:41:47,334
抓住它吗？

2344
01:41:48,042 --> 01:41:48,834
没有

2345
01:41:50,001 --> 01:41:50,959
三个月没洗了

2346
01:41:53,209 --> 01:41:53,917
带上它

2347
01:41:54,167 --> 01:41:55,542
黑风吞噬太阳

2348
01:41:56,501 --> 01:41:57,376
在你的脸上 - 字面意思

2349
01:42:45,251 --> 01:42:47,667
这劣质狼牙棒确实很疼

2350
01:42:47,667 --> 01:42:48,667
别让他注意到

2351
01:42:59,042 --> 01:43:00,584
黎明即将破晓

2352
01:43:00,876 --> 01:43:02,501
你们毁了我的计划

2353
01:43:03,001 --> 01:43:04,042
我不敢相信

2354
01:43:04,042 --> 01:43:05,626
你们这些无名小卒

2355
01:43:05,626 --> 01:43:07,917
逼我使用自己的杀招

2356
01:43:08,417 --> 01:43:11,042
你们都在我之下

2357
01:43:29,626 --> 01:43:30,501
发生什么事了？

2358
01:43:43,167 --> 01:43:43,876
什么？

2359
01:43:44,042 --> 01:43:45,376
我们的时间不多了

2360
01:43:45,626 --> 01:43:47,126
每个人都付出你所拥有的一切

2361
01:43:56,334 --> 01:43:58,167
当心

2362
01:44:00,834 --> 01:44:01,459
托阿迪

2363
01:44:01,626 --> 01:44:02,417
你处理双腿

2364
01:44:02,417 --> 01:44:03,167
明白了

2365
01:44:16,709 --> 01:44:18,084
我不能再坚持太久了

2366
01:44:36,459 --> 01:44:38,292
《千山之威》

2367
01:44:38,501 --> 01:44:40,542
“没有人能站在我面前”

2368
01:44:40,542 --> 01:44:41,417
野猪

2369
01:44:41,417 --> 01:44:41,876
猿

2370
01:44:41,876 --> 01:44:42,501
黄鼠狼

2371
01:44:42,501 --> 01:44:44,876
蟾蜍拳

2372
01:45:03,042 --> 01:45:04,417
我不明白

2373
01:45:06,751 --> 01:45:08,251
你想要什么？

2374
01:45:12,917 --> 01:45:13,917
我想要

2375
01:45:19,376 --> 01:45:21,126
过我想过的生活

2376
01:46:51,334 --> 01:46:53,001
这只是一个男孩

2377
01:47:04,667 --> 01:47:05,917
时间到了

2378
01:47:25,042 --> 01:47:25,667
看起来像

2379
01:47:26,167 --> 01:47:28,251
我们此生不会取经

2380
01:47:30,251 --> 01:47:32,042
当我们都变回动物时

2381
01:47:32,042 --> 01:47:33,667
你认为我们会认出对方吗？

2382
01:47:34,542 --> 01:47:35,792
快点记住

2383
01:47:36,376 --> 01:47:37,459
我们都是什么样子

2384
01:47:38,042 --> 01:47:38,751
你

2385
01:47:39,209 --> 01:47:40,417
牙齿有点黄

2386
01:47:41,001 --> 01:47:41,667
你

2387
01:47:41,959 --> 01:47:43,459
一只眼睛比另一只眼睛大

2388
01:47:44,251 --> 01:47:44,876
你

2389
01:47:45,167 --> 01:47:46,042
红屁股

2390
01:47:46,042 --> 01:47:46,584
你

2391
01:47:46,751 --> 01:47:48,251
你有红屁股

2392
01:47:48,626 --> 01:47:49,167
我

2393
01:47:49,709 --> 01:47:51,001
我是一只猿

2394
01:47:51,334 --> 01:47:53,834
那你就不得不说孙悟空了

2395
01:47:53,834 --> 01:47:55,042
看看你是否口吃

2396
01:47:55,042 --> 01:47:59,209
哈哈哈

2397
01:48:02,542 --> 01:48:03,792
这不公平

2398
01:48:04,584 --> 01:48:06,667
我们这辈子什么都没做

2399
01:48:08,792 --> 01:48:10,167
下辈子

2400
01:48:10,167 --> 01:48:12,251
让我们转世成为更好的人

2401
01:48:12,792 --> 01:48:13,209
嘿嘿

2402
01:48:13,584 --> 01:48:15,251
我什至还不知道你的名字

2403
01:48:15,751 --> 01:48:16,876
哦，对了

2404
01:48:17,751 --> 01:48:18,709
我的名字是

2405
01:48:27,417 --> 01:48:28,126
哈哈

2406
01:48:29,334 --> 01:48:30,459
有点可爱

2407
01:48:31,334 --> 01:48:32,209
其实

2408
01:48:32,209 --> 01:48:33,126
他的名字是

2409
01:48:45,876 --> 01:48:47,001
下辈子

2410
01:48:47,251 --> 01:48:48,751
希望你是一个话多的人

2411
01:49:56,584 --> 01:49:57,584
弥勒佛

2412
01:49:58,251 --> 01:49:59,001
我已经把你送到这里了

2413
01:49:59,001 --> 01:49:59,834
成为81劫之一

2414
01:49:59,834 --> 01:50:01,334
唐僧必须经历的

2415
01:50:01,334 --> 01:50:02,126
现在看看你

2416
01:50:02,376 --> 01:50:04,001
吃孩子

2417
01:50:04,417 --> 01:50:05,501
我不敢再这样做

2418
01:50:05,542 --> 01:50:06,209
请佛陀

2419
01:50:06,209 --> 01:50:07,417
再给我一次机会

2420
01:50:07,709 --> 01:50:09,334
你的力量很弱

2421
01:50:09,501 --> 01:50:10,959
你不是悟空的对手

2422
01:50:11,251 --> 01:50:13,834
我刚刚给你注入了更多的力量

2423
01:50:14,209 --> 01:50:15,959
拿走金钹和人类种子袋

2424
01:50:15,959 --> 01:50:17,042
两把魔法武器

2425
01:50:17,042 --> 01:50:18,001
做好充分准备

2426
01:50:18,001 --> 01:50:18,959
别搞砸了

2427
01:50:19,584 --> 01:50:21,209
谢谢佛陀

2428
01:50:21,209 --> 01:50:22,459
我马上去准备

2429
01:50:23,209 --> 01:50:24,834
你这次的罪孽不可饶恕

2430
01:50:24,834 --> 01:50:26,042
我会记下它们

2431
01:50:26,042 --> 01:50:27,584
唐僧过去后

2432
01:50:27,584 --> 01:50:29,292
你会回来接受你的惩罚

2433
01:50:29,917 --> 01:50:30,667
是的

2434
01:50:36,042 --> 01:50:36,917
佛

2435
01:50:36,917 --> 01:50:38,667
那四个人呢？

2436
01:50:54,167 --> 01:50:55,001
悟空

2437
01:50:55,626 --> 01:50:57,251
去看看前面有什么

2438
01:51:01,042 --> 01:51:01,626
大师

2439
01:51:01,626 --> 01:51:02,834
貌似是一座寺庙

2440
01:51:02,834 --> 01:51:04,876
貌似是雷霆神殿

2441
01:51:04,876 --> 01:51:07,001
但却散发着危险的气息

2442
01:51:07,417 --> 01:51:08,626
如果有雷霆一击

2443
01:51:08,626 --> 01:51:09,959
这里就是圣山

2444
01:51:10,042 --> 01:51:12,042
我们翻过山川

2445
01:51:12,042 --> 01:51:13,334
终于到达这里

2446
01:51:13,334 --> 01:51:14,459
快点往前走

2447
01:51:28,667 --> 01:51:30,709
这只小猪太可爱了

2448
01:51:30,709 --> 01:51:32,001
跟我小时候一模一样

2449
01:51:50,001 --> 01:51:54,501
（尧斯征服者）

2450
01:51:57,876 --> 01:51:58,917
猴哥

2451
01:51:58,917 --> 01:52:00,417
你在做什么？

2452
01:52:02,542 --> 01:52:03,376
呵呵

2453
01:52:03,834 --> 01:52:05,084
这些小家伙

2454
01:52:07,834 --> 01:52:09,209
这些可以挽救你的生命

2455
01:52:09,209 --> 01:52:10,459
你们每人一份

2456
01:52:15,834 --> 01:52:16,584
快来吧

2457
01:52:16,584 --> 01:52:17,584
猴哥

2458
01:52:18,667 --> 01:52:19,251
即将到来

2459
01:57:37,334 --> 01:57:39,209
（三天后）

2460
01:57:39,501 --> 01:57:41,251
兄弟

2461
01:57:41,417 --> 01:57:43,917
为什么一定要这样？

2462
01:57:44,501 --> 01:57:46,667
你只差一小口

2463
01:57:47,209 --> 01:57:48,042
如果你有

2464
01:57:48,042 --> 01:57:49,792
像我一样喝了一口

2465
01:57:50,792 --> 01:57:51,876
你将永垂不朽

2466
01:57:51,876 --> 01:57:55,001
就像我现在一样

2467
01:57:55,834 --> 01:57:56,959
外面的世界很艰难

2468
01:57:56,959 --> 01:57:58,251
当狗不容易

2469
01:58:00,042 --> 01:58:00,709
兄弟

2470
01:58:01,209 --> 01:58:01,917
我会找到

2471
01:58:01,917 --> 01:58:02,917
那个假孙悟空

2472
01:58:03,292 --> 01:58:04,542
并为你报仇